shower sex

1. 2017-09-17 at 5:01 AM UTC

   #21
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by HTS Nigga you must fuck gentle. I always go hard/girls always want me to go fucking hard and shit is hot and humid and it's like doing push ups in a Vietnamese swamp while simultaneously trying to feel pleasure.
   
   I can do it, but shit ain't fun. Also water is surprisingly dry when it comes to lubrication. It's retarded.

   
   But how does scronaldo fuck you? Is it with a sweet embrace the love that you will never find another man?
2. 2017-09-17 at 5:32 AM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS Nigga you must fuck gentle. I always go hard/girls always want me to go fucking hard and shit is hot and humid and it's like doing push ups in a Vietnamese swamp while simultaneously trying to feel pleasure.
   
   I can do it, but shit ain't fun. Also water is surprisingly dry when it comes to lubrication. It's retarded.

   
   This is why you do it with cool water?
3. 2017-09-17 at 8:09 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 This is why you do it with cool water?

   
   Like you're the fucking authority on sex. You've had it with 2 people in your entire life and both of those fell within the past 3 years. Don't act all high and mighty and stroke your moral dick like you're some lord.
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