My Friend Is Definitely Off

2017-09-16 at 4:56 PM UTC

#21

SBTlauien African Astronaut

Nobody is going to die. Calm down everyone.

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The Self Taught Man

2017-09-16 at 6:51 PM UTC

#22

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I wasn't going to drive today and sleep in as much as I felt like.

I guess that's not happening now. I woke up at 2am with my jaw feeling like someone was wrenching on it with pliars. took 2 xanax since I dont have pain pills and a couple of advil 200

I don't have Dentist money.. so now I have to go to that school to see if they will do it next to free.

Maybe on the way to picking someone up at SFO my car would get hacked and drive me into Oyster Bay. and you wonder why I can't get life insurance. the system watches each other.

2017-09-17 at 4:47 AM UTC

#23

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by Joe Kane You first

Okay but only if you do it at the exact same time.

2017-09-17 at 8:59 AM UTC

#24

SBTlauien African Astronaut

Originally posted by Totse 2001 I wasn't going to drive today and sleep in as much as I felt like.

I guess that's not happening now. I woke up at 2am with my jaw feeling like someone was wrenching on it with pliars. took 2 xanax since I dont have pain pills and a couple of advil 200

I don't have Dentist money.. so now I have to go to that school to see if they will do it next to free.

Maybe on the way to picking someone up at SFO my car would get hacked and drive me into Oyster Bay. and you wonder why I can't get life insurance. the system watches each other.

Just temporary get a job that has dental benefits.

2017-09-19 at 4:19 AM UTC

#25

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by SBTlauien Just temporary get a job that has dental benefits.

I should. But I might keep it for a while too.. looking at an Airport Shuttle bus job.

I cleaned the shit out of this back tooth with baking soda and some mouthwash and packed tempi-denta shit in it. I should mix it with crazy glue to harden it but afraid the fumes might kill me.

2017-09-19 at 4:52 AM UTC

#26

SBTlauien African Astronaut

Originally posted by Totse 2001 I should. But I might keep it for a while too.. looking at an Airport Shuttle bus job.

I cleaned the shit out of this back tooth with baking soda and some mouthwash and packed tempi-denta shit in it. I should mix it with crazy glue to harden it but afraid the fumes might kill me.

That sounds rugid, to me at least. I'm a bit of a delicate when it comes to my health.

2017-09-19 at 4:57 AM UTC

#27

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I would love to load peoples shit all day and destroy my back even more (sarcasm) and listen to people tell me to hurry the fuck up at a red light, cause they didn't give themselves enough time to get to the airport and have to blame someone else. all for 17-20 bucks an hour or whatever the shit job will pay.

but until I learn to do something like Code by starting in a few months.. that's about all I can do.. that or a real Truck Driver job that pays way more.

2017-09-19 at 4:58 AM UTC

#28

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Turn him back on

2017-09-19 at 6:40 AM UTC

#29

Lanny Bird of Courage

Take up a hobby, like drinking.

Change up the routine, by introducing spontaneous drinking

Change your way of life, become an alcoholic

2017-09-19 at 11:10 AM UTC

#30

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

My friend is definitely off as well. He got a TBI three weeks ago and knows he's slowly dying of complications but refuses to get help for it

2017-09-19 at 1:08 PM UTC

#31

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by mashlehash Fuck that let's kill ourselves

can you imagine if everyone on this site killed themselves except for like, lanny

and he's all like "hey whered everybody go lol"

2017-09-19 at 1:26 PM UTC

#32

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Enter can you imagine if everyone on this site killed themselves except for like, lanny

and he's all like "hey whered everybody go lol"

i'm now making it my mission to make sure that doesn't happen.

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2017-09-19 at 1:35 PM UTC

#33

RestStop Space Nigga

I'm still holding out hope for totse island.

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2017-09-19 at 2:36 PM UTC

#34

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by Totse 2001 a real Truck Driver job that pays way more.

My dad used to drive semis down the mountain in freezing weather. He thought he was going to die a few times.

2017-09-19 at 5:53 PM UTC

#35

SBTlauien African Astronaut

Originally posted by Kolokol-1 My friend is definitely off as well. He got a TBI three weeks ago and knows he's slowly dying of complications but refuses to get help for it

What is a TBI?

2017-09-19 at 6:51 PM UTC

#36

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by SBTlauien What is a TBI?

serious butt infection

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2017-09-19 at 8:11 PM UTC

#37

SBTlauien African Astronaut

Well anyways, about my friend, he's been making some changes in his life and he's feeling good. But he's still weird.

He said it seems like the world is against him and he's fighting back. What should I tell him.

2017-09-19 at 8:13 PM UTC

#38

LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

Tell him he's a freak.

2017-09-19 at 8:18 PM UTC

#39

SBTlauien African Astronaut

Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Tell him he's a freak.

He's more of a creep than a freak, but he thinks he can change this and make himself into a normal person. He started a list that has goals on it.

2017-09-19 at 8:46 PM UTC

#40

NARCassist gollums fat coach

tell him all about the new world order for lulz

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