2017-09-05 at 2:32 AM UTC
another contribution to the Bill Krozbynigger tribute to his abolutely pointless, idiotic, and full-fucktarded threads. this is my next contribution to that trend.
First world problems…
i was just outside in the dark and noticed some very large snails munching on my bromeliads. the bromeliads hold water, which is a natural attractant to the nasty bastard, then combine the six inches-plus of rain over the last two days and the damned snails are going apeshit.
i was in the process of plucking them off the leaves and throwing them against the side of my house when i noticed two that had climbed up a fence-type thingy near my porch and were intertwined, obviously fucking. the last thing i needed was a bunch of baby snails running about...considering i was trying to kill the ones that were already here. I plucked the fuckers apart and it appeared they both had dick-thingys inside their partner, which i yanked out, whereupon i personally removed the dick thingys from each snail, then unceremoniously pitched each of them into the concrete wall of my house at a high rate of speed where they exploded in a satisfying shower of snail guts and assorted goop.
I can now add 'snail rapist' to my resume.
to those who are too illiterate to read this because their parents named them Bill Krozby…we ass-loot you
2017-09-05 at 4:38 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by infinityshock
you should probably call someone
Why does that mean that I would have to call someone?
I'm just telling you how it is.
I used to tear apart Grasshoppers and make all weird sorts of shit with them or with like moths but I don't do that anymore because I'm in my fucking twenties and I'm not a loser psychopath like you.
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2017-09-05 at 4:38 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
What you just described as completely Psychopathic towards small animals.
2017-09-05 at 5:41 AM UTC
snails reproduce irregardless either they fuck or not.
2017-09-05 at 10:34 AM UTC
jeez what a fucking loser. op you seriously need to get laid. with some sweet pussy tho, not some dirty hairy asshole like you always fantasizing about.
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2017-09-05 at 7:15 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by NARCassist
jeez what a fucking loser. op you seriously need to get laid. with some sweet pussy tho, not some dirty hairy asshole like you always fantasizing about.
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He ain't gonna get more than a 350 lb mama that doesn't shave.
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2017-09-05 at 7:18 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I'm just saying, that's the sort of act that you leave behind you when you grow up.
