2017-09-04 at 8:30 PM UTC
another pointless and useless thread in the series, in tribute to Bill Krozby and his stupid fucktardery.
i know 98% of the members on this site are vagina-virgins but the topic applies to them considering they must use some sort of towels to clean up. upon completion of cleaning the various juices and liquids the towel gets dropped somewhere...either in the laundry to be cleaned or hanging somewhere for future use.
recently i and a member of the fairer sex (a woman, to translate for you vagina-virgin fags) finished a romping session involving grownup activities whereupon i graciously provided her a clean towel to do her thing with while i retired to the loo to do my thing. without getting into the gory details...the various types of goo and glop upon my person were transferred to the towel. i then hung, said towel, upon the hook thingy on my bathroom wall where i hang wet, used towels to dry before i throw them into the whites laundry basket. with nary another thought i went to the kitchen to get a drink.
when i returned, previously mentioned lass had taken a shower, finished her shower, and had started to dry herself off using...not one of the dozen or so towels neatly folded right next to the shower...but the one, single, towel hanging on the wall. for those of you with even a modicum of athletic abilities and a smidge of recollection...you will recall that towel had already performed its assigned task for the day flawlessly...however, now it was called upon to serve yet again.
obviously i didnt mention to the squeaky clean lass how the towel she had wrapped around her head had already been used to dry another head.
to those named Bill Krozby who suffer from perpetual retardation...we ass-loot you.
2017-09-04 at 9:12 PM UTC
in order for this to be interesting you need to do it Bill Krozby style,
straight and liner thoughts, no branching, no bracket, no loop.
2017-09-04 at 9:30 PM UTC
just cut down on the loop back.
you loop back too much.
2017-09-05 at 6:21 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
why don't you just use paper towels or tissues or something
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2017-09-05 at 9:14 AM UTC
Yeah thats kind of weird to HANG UP a jizz towel. At least throw it in a hamper or something, fuck nigga. People be tryin to dry their hands n sheeit. She had the right idea though. Dont just wipe off- jump in the shower. Having that itchy stomach, balls-stuck-to-your-leg all day because you refused to rinse the cum and ladyjuice off you is gross.
2017-09-05 at 1:47 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Why does every thread have to be about me? I don't even see how this pertains to me. I always have clean towels.
2017-09-05 at 2:15 PM UTC
You're a shizophrenic narcissist. Your judgment is flawed and useless.
2017-09-05 at 2:27 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
^talk about a non-sequitur. You don't even know how to spell "schizophrenic", so you're judgment on me is null. Plus I'm not a narcissist, I'm an empath, because I have a cat and a girlfriend.
2017-09-05 at 2:39 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I used to have a mattress in the basement that I masturbated on.
Smear the semen into the mattress and call it a sick motive, when my friends would sit there.
What am I supposed to say?
2017-09-05 at 6:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock
dry before i throw them into the whites laundry basket. wi
racist laundry basket and laundry practices.
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