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I want a fucking Polaroid.

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    An old school one. That'd be dope.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    http://www.ebay.com



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  3. #3
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by NARCassist http://www.ebay.com



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    What are you doing up bro. It's late in Englandistan. Dude, while you're here, i now have to go get my fucking dope three times a week and then i get only a little amount this fucking sucks and is going to end up with me getting hooked again because it's like a day on and a day off etc. FUCK
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    why? they suck. i have a couple of them but havent used them since like...2001 when they invented digital cameras. plus...i dont think they even make the insta-film anymore.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by infinityshock why? they suck. i have a couple of them but havent used them since like…2001 when they invented digital cameras. plus…i dont think they even make the insta-film anymore.

    For the novelty of it.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock why? they suck. i have a couple of them but havent used them since like…2001 when they invented digital cameras. plus…i dont think they even make the insta-film anymore.

    well i'd imagine coz they don't leave a digital footprint for the pedocops to follow. think about it billy boy.



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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie What are you doing up bro. It's late in Englandistan. Dude, while you're here, i now have to go get my fucking dope three times a week and then i get only a little amount this fucking sucks and is going to end up with me getting hooked again because it's like a day on and a day off etc. FUCK

    i know you get some good smack in clogland tho. i used to order off that C63 dude on sr. it was always decent stuff.



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  8. #8
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    also, i have fucked up sleep patterns so regularly up all/half night and end up sleeping half the day. lol.



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  9. #9
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by NARCassist also, i have fucked up sleep patterns so regularly up all/half night and end up sleeping half the day. lol.



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    Same plus, in a couple hours i need to pick up some drugs.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie For the novelty of it.

    well shit...just go find a saber toothed tiger, scalp it, and wear its skin for the novelty of caveman days. while youre at it...eat it, without cooking it in tribute to the lack of fire being invented way-back-when, then eat its flesh. when you catch the assorted parasites and other microbes make sure not to go to the hospital to replace the intestines and whatever other organs get blasted out your asshole since they didnt have hospitals back in those olden days.

    the point is...novelty isnt always such a good thing. polaroids were only cool because they were 'right there and then' to satiate the low attention spans of consumers when the only other option was film that had to be developed...and that was at least a 60-minute prospect after finding a fucking place to develop the shit in the first place. ahhh...the good old days with little kiosks that develop film all over the place.

    fuck that...nowadays everyone is a professional photographer with the camera phones to instantly upload their shit to either the web or to someone elses phone.

    if it werent for the digital revolution modern porn wouldnt be anywhere near what it is.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist well i'd imagine coz they don't leave a digital footprint for the pedocops to follow. think about it billy boy.
    who cares about cops...the only problem i ever had with my porn collection was with chicks i was dating finding and throwing them out. now i keep them in a hidden folder that theyd never find because they cant even log on to my computer in the first place.

    you cant stealth-hide polaroids.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock well shit…just go find a saber toothed tiger, scalp it, and wear its skin for the novelty of caveman days. while youre at it…eat it, without cooking it in tribute to the lack of fire being invented way-back-when, then eat its flesh. when you catch the assorted parasites and other microbes make sure not to go to the hospital to replace the intestines and whatever other organs get blasted out your asshole since they didnt have hospitals back in those olden days.

    the point is…novelty isnt always such a good thing. polaroids were only cool because they were 'right there and then' to satiate the low attention spans of consumers when the only other option was film that had to be developed…and that was at least a 60-minute prospect after finding a fucking place to develop the shit in the first place. ahhh…the good old days with little kiosks that develop film all over the place.

    fuck that…nowadays everyone is a professional photographer with the camera phones to instantly upload their shit to either the web or to someone elses phone.

    if it werent for the digital revolution modern porn wouldnt be anywhere near what it is.

    you put way too much detail into that even for you, and not a single nigger dick. who are you and what have you done with the real jill the twat?



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  13. #13
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by infinityshock well shit…just go find a saber toothed tiger, scalp it, and wear its skin for the novelty of caveman days. while youre at it…eat it, without cooking it in tribute to the lack of fire being invented way-back-when, then eat its flesh. when you catch the assorted parasites and other microbes make sure not to go to the hospital to replace the intestines and whatever other organs get blasted out your asshole since they didnt have hospitals back in those olden days.

    the point is…novelty isnt always such a good thing. polaroids were only cool because they were 'right there and then' to satiate the low attention spans of consumers when the only other option was film that had to be developed…and that was at least a 60-minute prospect after finding a fucking place to develop the shit in the first place. ahhh…the good old days with little kiosks that develop film all over the place.

    fuck that…nowadays everyone is a professional photographer with the camera phones to instantly upload their shit to either the web or to someone elses phone.

    if it werent for the digital revolution modern porn wouldnt be anywhere near what it is.

    Thanks for the candid reply, but tiger skin doesn't appeal to me. And sure, they were there to satisfy a demand in the market but i like the idea of having a non-digital camera that develops it's own pictures. Just seems cool to me.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I feel like Errah could have made this thread.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by NARCassist you put way too much detail into that even for you, and not a single nigger dick. who are you and what have you done with the real jill the twat?



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    Jill the Car can be a pretty good poster when he gets serious about a topic.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist you put way too much detail into that even for you, and not a single nigger dick. who are you and what have you done with the real jill the twat?
    youre entirely too infatuated with niggers dicks. you should ask Bill Krozby about getting some for yourself. he knows where they all are when theyre not in his asshole or throttling his tonsils.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie Thanks for the candid reply, but tiger skin doesn't appeal to me. And sure, they were there to satisfy a demand in the market but i like the idea of having a non-digital camera that develops it's own pictures. Just seems cool to me.

    a better idea would be to just learn to develop your own film. its a little more complicated than polaroids but it also lasts longer, has more elaborate form factors, and the film itself is actually sold.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by infinityshock a better idea would be to just learn to develop your own film. its a little more complicated than polaroids but it also lasts longer, has more elaborate form factors, and the film itself is actually sold.

    That's true but i'd need a place to develop the film. I don't have that currently, i think a Polaroid would be cheaper.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie That's true but i'd need a place to develop the film. I don't have that currently, i think a Polaroid would be cheaper.

    back in the day, yes, it would be cheaper. but do they even still sell polaroid films?

    you could develop film in a small bathroom. hell...i know people who would set up elaborate darkrooms about 3-foot square (9 square feet) with some sort of black velvet cloth and heavy tape because they lived in tiny apartments.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    we had polaroids when i was a kid, they were pretty cool. i can't recall with all the times taking pics with a film camera, ever actually getting around to have them developed.



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