Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Call now and get to burn ones faggot free with your witch!
Witch Authority: Witch Authority... this is Brenda speaking.
Caller: Yes, Brenda. I would like to report a witch, please. I saw her talking to her cat, and the cat talked back.
Witch Authority: Can I have your name and address, please?
Caller: I'd rather remain anonymous. Now, about the witch...
Witch Authority: I'm sorry. We need your name and location or we..
Caller: I'm at Ye Olde Salon Saloon. You can call me Hillary.
Witch Authority: Ok, Hillary. When and where did you see this suspect witch conversing back and forth with the cat.
Caller: This morning. At breakfast. Forth and Second. I'm there now.
Witch Authority: We'll send someone right away, ma'am.
Caller: Oh, thank you. Thank you.
