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Not Planning For Your Future

  1. #21
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mashlehash And the future's now

  2. #22
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist its your lucky day pal. i run a service that does pretty much exactly that, where we look after your bitcoin on our secure servers until a certain date of your choosing, and then we return it to you as and when you need it. we're called the bitcoin bank and this service comes all inclusive of insurance and a sweet looking cuddly giraffe for only ฿0.06552. just transfer the funds to the following bitcoin addy:

    1JGU38hf7wytbdakgd6378euIHH&Uiwe8wbjbHgjHuiuw2ueu2ity3yi4

    and for an extra ฿0.0026 you can upgrade to the platinum option which has us to stroke your cock for you while you go to sleep at night.

    so i just bit-in ฿0.07. now what ???
  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I personally don't and I've been worrying about it recently so I've been trying to get in a better mindset and place to make up for lost time.
  4. #24
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Now for something completely unrelated


    when i made a thread decrying male-genital-mutilation back on totse i never knew its going to be a movement.
  5. #25
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Yee, the future looks bright for me.

    And by "bright" I mean "heavily saturated in booze"
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #26
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Lanny Yee, the future looks bright for me.

    And by "bright" I mean "heavily saturated in booze"

    wheres my custom user title ???
  7. #27
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra I hate the future

    I'm totally serious

    I cannot imagine a future I would consider positive
  8. #28
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by benny vader wheres my custom user title ???

    make a thread requesting it and we'll choose one for you
  9. #29
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader so i just bit-in ฿0.07. now what ???

    there is a minimum investment period of 60 months. come check me after then and you can have your money back whenever you please.



    .
  10. #30
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by aldra I'm totally serious

    I cannot imagine a future I would consider positive

    hey, keep you chin up, there's always the possibility of a fatal aneurysm occurring in your sleep!
  11. #31
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by aldra

    The fuck

    That's like a fucked up sesame street.
  12. #32
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by aldra I'm totally serious

    I cannot imagine a future I would consider positive

    In a personal or general sense? I feel like techniques of power will be ever more refined as the world moves forward, cashless society, all things tracked an ever pervasive government change bringing instability but greater control, mobilization toward mass goals (ie, whatever the elite want) becoming easier...... I'm kinda rambling now. people seem more atomized but at the same time subject. weaker in their artificial individuality. I think i should put down the foucoolaid.
  13. #33
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by aldra make a thread requesting it and we'll choose one for you

    i didd.
  14. #34
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Who here has a 401k, retirement plan, and/or life insurrance?

    I don't. I never thought about planning for the distant future because I never saw myself making it that far in life. I always thought that I would die/be murdered before reaching the next ten years.

    pretty much the same here, but I'm trying to get my shit together now so I won't be in the poor gont house.
  15. #35
    Originally posted by aldra

    Yes
  16. #36
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by MrAsbestos circumcision is badass. you can always tell when some uncut person is in the room cause the whole place stinks like smegma

    It's telling how much circumcised people try to justify their mutilation ex post facto.
  17. #37
    MrAsbestos Houston
    Originally posted by Sophie It's telling how much circumcised people try to justify their mutilation ex post facto.

    I think most of the uncut/antivaxxers wish they were circumcised but don't have the balls to get it done as an adult. Which is a shame because if their parents hadn't let them down it would already be taken care of.
  18. #38
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    My parents let me down by not mutilating my genitals when I was an infant? Uhh.. no.
  19. #39
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery My parents let me down by not mutilating my genitals when I was an infant? Uhh.. no.

    Haha wtf

    The head must be pronounced.
  20. #40
    MrAsbestos Houston
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery My parents let me down by not mutilating my genitals when I was an infant? Uhh.. no.
    Might explain why your so violent with yo momma
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