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  1. #21
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Bill Krozby i dont think that you have the ability and the expertise to steal a car radio
  2. #22
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mashlehash Bill Krozby i dont think that you have the ability and the expertise to steal a car radio

    not a car stereo her home stereo you goober
  3. #23
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby not a car stereo her home stereo you goober

    Do you have any pictures of this girl?
  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mashlehash Do you have any pictures of this girl?

    No i dont I deleted her messages from pof and can't be arsed to go look for her profile. She was a slammer but had a pretty face.

    We didn't even have sex when I met her, but I think she may have blown me, I'm not really sure to be honest its hazy, but I do remember us putting on clothes and leaving her room to smoke some weed.
  5. #25
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby No i dont I deleted her messages from pof and can't be arsed to go look for her profile. She was a slammer but had a pretty face.

    We didn't even have sex when I met her, but I think she may have blown me, I'm not really sure to be honest its hazy, but I do remember us putting on clothes and leaving her room to smoke some weed.

    That reminds of one time when a woman came over and I got embarrassed for being with a fat chick and then I made her leave and I brush my teeth instantly afterwards

    This was before I smoke cigarettes so it was in my mouth and it just tasted nasty

    pretty fucking shallow

    I don't really know if it was because she was fat more so I came in my pants and the lost moments I'm so I told her to leave.
  6. #26
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mashlehash That reminds of one time when a woman came over and I got embarrassed for being with a fat chick and then I made her leave and I brush my teeth instantly afterwards

    This was before I smoke cigarettes so it was in my mouth and it just tasted nasty

    pretty fucking shallow

    I don't really know if it was because she was fat more so I came in my pants and the lost moments I'm so I told her to leave.

    I remember that story, but who cums in their pants? jesus christ..
  7. #27
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I remember that story, but who cums in their pants? jesus christ..

    Hey man it was too much. It was one of my first sexual experiences and I didn't quite know what to do afterwards.

    I went to the next room, put on some shorts and came back in and I was just like playing my guitar and she could tell that I wanted to leave
  8. #28
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mashlehash Hey man it was too much. It was one of my first sexual experiences and I didn't quite know what to do afterwards.

    I went to the next room, put on some shorts and came back in and I was just like playing my guitar and she could tell that I wanted to leave

    thats hilarious. I used to have that feel as well and be the same way (not the cumming in my pants but wanting to get away), but I try to not let it bother me anymore
  9. #29
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I Think I was ashamed
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #30
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^the perversion and the guilt thou after...
  11. #31
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Yeah the circumstances were really weird

    posted online that I was looking for a mouse and she hit me up and I was like hey come help me look for this mouse so you know what that means and I know what she looked like so I knew what I was in for.

    I mean hey,

    Big women suck good dick

    I think that I would do it again this time like I was just have to drink a little bit but like I was at that point in my life is really awkward I didn't know what to do but now I'm in my mother fucking Prime
  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mashlehash Yeah the circumstances were really weird

    posted online that I was looking for a mouse and she hit me up and I was like hey come help me look for this mouse so you know what that means and I know what she looked like so I knew what I was in for.

    I mean hey,

    Big women suck good dick

    I think that I would do it again this time like I was just have to drink a little bit but like I was at that point in my life is really awkward I didn't know what to do but now I'm in my mother fucking Prime

    Guys aren't in their sexual prime until they are in their 30's
  13. #33
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Because of the trajectory and how

    wat plane do you drive ???
  14. #34
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Anytime I see someone park in a handy spot without a sticker or mirror dangly thing or license plate sign, I sneer and scowl at them, and if theyget out I absolutely say something.

    FUCK YOU.

    It happens a lot at the ale store. Everyone there "is just gonna be a second." But not the handicap guy now, because he has to hobble farther.

    RUDE!
  15. #35
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by benny vader wat plane do you drive ???

    I don't drive a plane, I drive a car you ree ree
  16. #36
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Anytime I see someone park in a handy spot without a sticker or mirror dangly thing or license plate sign, I sneer and scowl at them, and if theyget out I absolutely say something.

    FUCK YOU.

    It happens a lot at the ale store. Everyone there "is just gonna be a second." But not the handicap guy now, because he has to hobble farther.

    RUDE!

    the handicap spot is actually farther from the door to the asian store than all of the other parking spots. so your point is null in my case. mmmmmk?!
  17. #37
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I don't drive a plane, I drive a car you ree ree

    CARS DONT TRAJECTORIES
  18. #38
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by benny vader CARS DONT TRAJECTORIES

    my car does.
  19. #39
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 There is absolutely nothing noteworthy about this thread.

    If you're reading this, turn back now.

    This is literally the only post I read in this thread. Thanks fam.
  20. #40
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Guys aren't in their sexual prime until they are in their 30's

    I believe it
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