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  1. #1
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Who? Why? and how would you fuck them up?

    i'd fight captain faggot coz i fucking hate that faggot so bad. i'd just grab his faggy collar and nut him so hard in the face. then kick shit out of him while he was on the ground crying like a girl.

    @infinity - i said fight, not fuck.



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  2. #2
    Sploo n Bill Krozby. Bill Krozby would probably have a crazy reach but hit like a girl so eventually I would get his ass. sploo would cry and try to pull my hair or some gay shit.
  3. #3
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist @infinity - i said fight, not fuck.
    no one says you cant do both
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Sploo n Bill Krozby. Bill Krozby would probably have a crazy reach but hit like a girl so eventually I would get his ass. sploo would cry and try to pull my hair or some gay shit.

    Bill Krozby IS a girl, hits like a girl, and in a fight with a male, would be beaten like a girl. Bill Krozby is nothing more than a battered housewife with excess facial hair and a bad coif.
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    Originally posted by NARCassist Who? Why? and how would you fuck them up?

    i'd fight captain faggot coz i fucking hate that faggot so bad. i'd just grab his faggy collar and nut him so hard in the face. then kick shit out of him while he was on the ground crying like a girl.

    @infinity - i said fight, not fuck. Pumble 1-2 with forearm manuver.



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    Fuck it.. why not team tag instead.. I got dibs on Capt Falco when you come back and tap my hand
  6. #6
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Fuck it.. why not team tag instead.. I got dibs on Capt Falco when you come back and tap my hand

    that's called a threesome, faggot.
  7. #7
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I'd fight infinityshock's asshole with my cock.
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  8. #8
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock no one says you cant do both

    i'm saying you can't do both.



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  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^I'd throat fuck him, you want to DP bill?

    After I'd nut I'd look at him and scowl and then say "disgusting" and get dressed and leave.
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  10. #10
    I would want to fight the oompa loompa in the oval office. It would be really satisfying to get to fist fight him 1 on 1 without anybody butting in. He's weak and old and unhealthy, so it'd be totally unfair for him, but goddamn. Makes me wet just thinking about it.
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    Originally posted by infinityshock that's called a threesome, faggot.

    You and Falco against us.. go full bottoms up on us, Ya filthy cat
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    What about in his prime? I think he's from Russian or Slavic stock and his father may have been a bit on the Mafia side. even though he was a spoiled fucker as a kid (from what stories read) he was a pretty big guy. like 260 6 foot 4?

    I wouldn't be surprized if in the 80s or 90s, Trump was hanging guys by their feet off the side of a skyscraper.

    I'm not super-hero'n this guy.. he's a racist cunt. but I think he would of gave you a run for your money in his earlier years.

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I would want to fight the oompa loompa in the oval office. It would be really satisfying to get to fist fight him 1 on 1 without anybody butting in. He's weak and old and unhealthy, so it'd be totally unfair for him, but goddamn. Makes me wet just thinking about it.


    great song.. unrelated prolly
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I would want to fight the oompa loompa in the oval office. It would be really satisfying to get to fist fight him 1 on 1 without anybody butting in. He's weak and old and unhealthy, so it'd be totally unfair for him, but goddamn. Makes me wet just thinking about it.

    Does he have an account on NIS?



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  14. #14
    Originally posted by NARCassist Does he have an account on NIS?



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    I dunno I'll ask him
  15. #15
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    did you just watched fight club or something ???
  16. #16
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'd fight infinityshock's asshole with my cock.

    thats funny since the closest thing to a fight youve ever been in involved you giving up your lunch money to a bunch of older 3rd graders.

    unless you have some lunch money to pay me youre going to wish you were back in 2nd grade again
  17. #17
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist i'm saying you can't do both.
    no one cares what you say
  18. #18
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader did you just watched fight club or something ???

    no...gay porn...and he wants to get beaten and raped by a big burly man-beast.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 You and Falco against us.. go full bottoms up on us, Ya filthy cat

    the bottoms of my boots up your asshole, you simpering faggot
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I would want to fight the oompa loompa in the oval office. It would be really satisfying to get to fist fight him 1 on 1 without anybody butting in. He's weak and old and unhealthy, so it'd be totally unfair for him, but goddamn. Makes me wet just thinking about it.

    for being 70, he's pretty healthy and I'm sure he has a bigger and hotter wife than you do. You and hydromorphone are fucking trash.

    and thats rich coming from you calling him an oompla loompa considering you're 5 foot 5 and hispanic.
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