Guy eats 10,000 calories

1. 2017-07-11 at 8:46 PM UTC

   #21
   

   DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
   Cuckfinitycuck is a far cry from Michael Phelps, id wager
2. 2017-07-11 at 9 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   michael phelps looks like this:
   
   
   and infinitycuck looks like this:
   
3. 2017-07-11 at 9:02 PM UTC

   #23
   

   DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
   I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess the second image is being generous
4. 2017-07-11 at 9:08 PM UTC

   #24
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ^this, I'm pretty sure bill the cat used to be in shape but he's overweight now and insecure about it.
   
   at least a guy like iron john in his mid 50's who is not only obese but also a midget, didn't give a fuck what people thought
5. 2017-07-11 at 9:09 PM UTC

   #25
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^thats a cop out

   
   you're a nigger
6. 2017-07-11 at 9:10 PM UTC

   #26
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^this, I'm pretty sure bill the cat used to be in shape but he's overweight now and insecure about it.
   
   at least a guy like iron john in his mid 50's who is not only obese but also a midget, didn't give a fuck what people thought

   
   you flatter yourself thinking your opinion...much less your existence...has any meaning whatsoever to me.
7. 2017-07-11 at 9:10 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock you're a nigger

   
   ^^that's a cop out
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8. 2017-07-11 at 9:12 PM UTC

   #28
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by DocFoster What's in it for you Is the last agree of dignity or respect you could possibly save by eating 10000 calories, which will ppromptly be lost by everyone seeing you and your 10000 calorie gut. Assuming ANYONE has or had any to start with

   
   
   you flatter yourself thinking your opinion…much less your existence…has any meaning whatsoever to me.
9. 2017-07-11 at 9:13 PM UTC

   #29
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Michael Phelps eats 10K a day when training, but of course it's generally just carbs so he can keep up with the burn.

   
   most days I eat more calories in fats than carbs...and the carbs I do eat are mostly low-glycemic.
   
   usually. not always.
10. 2017-07-11 at 9:13 PM UTC

    #30
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic michael phelps looks like this:
    
    
    and infinitycuck looks like this:
    

    
    no
11. 2017-07-11 at 9:13 PM UTC

    #31
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by DocFoster I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess the second image is being generous

    
    no
12. 2017-07-11 at 9:14 PM UTC

    #32
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic ^^that's a cop out

    
    you're a nigger
13. 2017-07-11 at 9:15 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    you must be even more fat and weak than that 2nd picture
14. 2017-07-11 at 9:19 PM UTC

    #34
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic you must be even more fat and weak than that 2nd picture

    
    I'll role play however gets my ballsack into your rectum.
15. 2017-07-11 at 9:20 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock I'll role play however gets my ballsack into your rectum.

    
    lul, that sounds painful for you
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16. 2017-07-11 at 9:21 PM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    unless your balls are really small or something. that's probably the case, i didn't think of that
17. 2017-07-11 at 9:25 PM UTC

    #37
    

    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Am I sensing some insecurity here about your massive fatty food overeating and your boast of your ability? It's okay, your cop outs have spoken novels about you.
    
    From here on infinityshock is bitchboi-braggart. You should have your title changed
18. 2017-07-11 at 9:27 PM UTC

    #38
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic lul, that sounds painful for you

    
    you'll never know considering you propensity to be the perpetual bottom
19. 2017-07-11 at 9:29 PM UTC

    #39
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic unless your balls are really small or something. that's probably the case, i didn't think of that

    
    more likely your asshole is so dilated from excess ravaging via well endowed nigger cocks a fully loaded freighter could sail right on in.
    
    sideways.
20. 2017-07-11 at 9:30 PM UTC

    #40
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by DocFoster Am I sensing some insecurity here about your massive fatty food overeating and your boast of your ability? It's okay, your cop outs have spoken novels about you.
    
    From here on infinityshock is bitchboi-braggart. You should have your title changed

    
    stfu and go change a bedpan, paul blart worshipper.