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  1. It has often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.

    Today, we live in the era of the golden cock. Adorned on buildings and homes, plastered on every storefront and tattooed on every woman's labia, a bright and shining cock. The slogan, "Uirum Aurum Mentula." In Elvish, it means "Heavenly Nigger Dick", a vestige of a time long past.

    We worship at the shrine from whence our ancestors sought to understand the great mystery of Bill Krozby and his semen encrusted daughters who committed suicide. At dawn the shrine emits a high pitched squeal, reminiscent of the sound his daughters made when they forgot his name and were promptly raped by Bill Krozby. Please Bill Krozby, you have forsaken your bastard spawn to a rather large Floridian manatee named Captain Falcon, and a degenerate Paki named Mazuse, the flying tiger

    It is upon this history that the weight of civilization rests on one man alone, one Ryan Jenkins the Libtard. CEO of famed Jenkins Pop. His assistant, Bret "Honeypot" Chumlee and degenerate Paki servant, Mazuse, conspired to rape his sugary brown starfish under the guise
  2. Just want to say that this story is the most ridiculous thing I've seen all week.
  3. It has often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.

    Today, we live in the era of the golden cock. Adorned on buildings and homes, plastered on every storefront and tattooed on every woman's labia, a bright and shining cock. The slogan, "Uirum Aurum Mentula." In Elvish, it means "Heavenly Nigger Dick", a vestige of a time long past.

    We worship at the shrine from whence our ancestors sought to understand the great mystery of Bill Krozby and his semen encrusted daughters who committed suicide. At dawn the shrine emits a high pitched squeal, reminiscent of the sound his daughters made when they forgot his name and were promptly raped by Bill Krozby. Please Bill Krozby, you have forsaken your bastard spawn to a rather large Floridian manatee named Captain Falcon, and a degenerate Paki named Mazuse, the flying tiger

    It is upon this history that the weight of civilization rests on one man alone, one Ryan Jenkins the Libtard. CEO of famed Jenkins Pop. His assistant, Bret "Honeypot" Chumlee and degenerate Paki servant, Mazuse, conspired to rape his sugary brown starfish under the guise of a booze shot via enema
  4. It has often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.

    Today, we live in the era of the golden cock. Adorned on buildings and homes, plastered on every storefront and tattooed on every woman's labia, a bright and shining cock. The slogan, "Uirum Aurum Mentula." In Elvish, it means "Heavenly Nigger Dick", a vestige of a time long past.

    We worship at the shrine from whence our ancestors sought to understand the great mystery of Bill Krozby and his semen encrusted daughters who committed suicide. At dawn the shrine emits a high pitched squeal, reminiscent of the sound his daughters made when they forgot his name and were promptly raped by Bill Krozby. Please Bill Krozby, you have forsaken your bastard spawn to a rather large Floridian manatee named Captain Falcon, and a degenerate Paki named Mazuse, the flying tiger

    It is upon this history that the weight of civilization rests on one man alone, one Ryan Jenkins the Libtard. CEO of famed Jenkins Pop. His assistant, Bret "Honeypot" Chumlee and degenerate Paki servant, Mazuse, conspired to rape his sugary brown starfish under the guise of a booze shot via enema - a ritual Ryan performs when
  5. It has often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.

    Today, we live in the era of the golden cock. Adorned on buildings and homes, plastered on every storefront and tattooed on every woman's labia, a bright and shining cock. The slogan, "Uirum Aurum Mentula." In Elvish, it means "Heavenly Nigger Dick", a vestige of a time long past.

    We worship at the shrine from whence our ancestors sought to understand the great mystery of Bill Krozby and his semen encrusted daughters who committed suicide. At dawn the shrine emits a high pitched squeal, reminiscent of the sound his daughters made when they forgot his name and were promptly raped by Bill Krozby. Please Bill Krozby, you have forsaken your bastard spawn to a rather large Floridian manatee named Captain Falcon, and a degenerate Paki named Mazuse, the flying tiger

    It is upon this history that the weight of civilization rests on one man alone, one Ryan Jenkins the Libtard. CEO of famed Jenkins Pop. His assistant, Bret "Honeypot" Chumlee and degenerate Paki servant, Mazuse, conspired to rape his sugary brown starfish under the guise of a booze shot via enema - a ritual Ryan performs when his alcohol addiction makes him
  6. It has often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.

    Today, we live in the era of the golden cock. Adorned on buildings and homes, plastered on every storefront and tattooed on every woman's labia, a bright and shining cock. The slogan, "Uirum Aurum Mentula." In Elvish, it means "Heavenly Nigger Dick", a vestige of a time long past.

    We worship at the shrine from whence our ancestors sought to understand the great mystery of Bill Krozby and his semen encrusted daughters who committed suicide. At dawn the shrine emits a high pitched squeal, reminiscent of the sound his daughters made when they forgot his name and were promptly raped by Bill Krozby. Please Bill Krozby, you have forsaken your bastard spawn to a rather large Floridian manatee named Captain Falcon, and a degenerate Paki named Mazuse, the flying tiger

    It is upon this history that the weight of civilization rests on one man alone, one Ryan Jenkins the Libtard. CEO of famed Jenkins Pop. His assistant, Bret "Honeypot" Chumlee and degenerate Paki servant, Mazuse, conspired to rape his sugary brown starfish under the guise of a booze shot via enema - a ritual Ryan performs when his alcohol addiction makes him crave both vodka and anal.
  7. It has often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.

    Today, we live in the era of the golden cock. Adorned on buildings and homes, plastered on every storefront and tattooed on every woman's labia, a bright and shining cock. The slogan, "Uirum Aurum Mentula." In Elvish, it means "Heavenly Nigger Dick", a vestige of a time long past.

    We worship at the shrine from whence our ancestors sought to understand the great mystery of Bill Krozby and his semen encrusted daughters who committed suicide. At dawn the shrine emits a high pitched squeal, reminiscent of the sound his daughters made when they forgot his name and were promptly raped by Bill Krozby. Please Bill Krozby, you have forsaken your bastard spawn to a rather large Floridian manatee named Captain Falcon, and a degenerate Paki named Mazuse, the flying tiger

    It is upon this history that the weight of civilization rests on one man alone, one Ryan Jenkins the Libtard. CEO of famed Jenkins Pop. His assistant, Bret "Honeypot" Chumlee and degenerate Paki servant, Mazuse, conspired to rape his sugary brown starfish under the guise of a booze shot via enema - a ritual Ryan performs when his alcohol addiction makes him crave both vodka and anal. Little do the dastardly duo
  8. It is upon this history that the weight of civilization rest on one man alone, one Ryan Jenkins the Libtard. CEO of famed Jenkins Pop. His assistant, Bret "Honeypot" Chumlee and degenerate Paki servant, Mazuse, conspired to rape his sugary comatose lab results with fakes
  9. Originally posted by Totse 2001 It is upon this history that the weight of civilization rest on one man alone, one Ryan Jenkins the Libtard. CEO of famed Jenkins Pop. His assistant, Bret "Honeypot" Chumlee and degenerate Paki servant, Mazuse, conspired to rape his sugary comatose lab results with fakes

    I am stepping in for §m£ÂgØL to say

    - Your shit won't be accepted if you don't copy paste the whole thing
    - Your shit won't be accepted if you're too late and the story has moved on from where you posted.
  10. Originally posted by Captain Falcon I am stepping in for §m£ÂgØL to say

    - Your shit won't be accepted if you don't copy paste the whole thing
    - Your shit won't be accepted if you're too late and the story has moved on from where you posted.

    Correct. We have standards here.
  11. It has often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.

    Today, we live in the era of the golden cock. Adorned on buildings and homes, plastered on every storefront and tattooed on every woman's labia, a bright and shining cock. The slogan, "Uirum Aurum Mentula." In Elvish, it means "Heavenly Nigger Dick", a vestige of a time long past.

    We worship at the shrine from whence our ancestors sought to understand the great mystery of Bill Krozby and his semen encrusted daughters who committed suicide. At dawn the shrine emits a high pitched squeal, reminiscent of the sound his daughters made when they forgot his name and were promptly raped by Bill Krozby. Please Bill Krozby, you have forsaken your bastard spawn to a rather large Floridian manatee named Captain Falcon, and a degenerate Paki named Mazuse, the flying tiger

    It is upon this history that the weight of civilization rests on one man alone, one Ryan Jenkins the Libtard. CEO of famed Jenkins Pop. His assistant, Bret "Honeypot" Chumlee and degenerate Paki servant, Mazuse, conspired to rape his sugary brown starfish under the guise of a booze shot via enema - a ritual Ryan performs when his alcohol addiction makes him crave both vodka and anal. Little do the dastardly duo know that Jenkins has a
  12. Originally posted by Captain Falcon I am stepping in for §m£ÂgØL to say

    - Your shit won't be accepted if you don't copy paste the whole thing
    - Your shit won't be accepted if you're too late and the story has moved on from where you posted.

    We can stitch it later, Captain

    But if it makes you fucking happy.

    Suddenly strict rules apply and you're the one to decide
  13. It has often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.

    Today, we live in the era of the golden cock. Adorned on buildings and homes, plastered on every storefront and tattooed on every woman's labia, a bright and shining cock. The slogan, "Uirum Aurum Mentula." In Elvish, it means "Heavenly Nigger Dick", a vestige of a time long past.

    We worship at the shrine from whence our ancestors sought to understand the great mystery of Bill Krozby and his semen encrusted daughters who committed suicide. At dawn the shrine emits a high pitched squeal, reminiscent of the sound his daughters made when they forgot his name and were promptly raped by Bill Krozby. Please Bill Krozby, you have forsaken your bastard spawn to a rather large Floridian manatee named Captain Falcon, and a degenerate Paki named Mazuse, the flying tiger

    It is upon this history that the weight of civilization rests on one man alone, one Ryan Jenkins the Libtard. CEO of famed Jenkins Pop. His assistant, Bret "Honeypot" Chumlee and degenerate Paki servant, Mazuse, conspired to rape his sugary brown starfish under the guise of a booze shot via enema - a ritual Ryan performs when his alcohol addiction makes him crave both vodka and anal. Little do the dastardly duo know that Jenkins has a penchant for ass play, and
  14. Ain't nooones job to stitch together for you because you were too lazy to move your mouse a little more and copy paste the whole thing.
  15. It has often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.

    Today, we live in the era of the golden cock. Adorned on buildings and homes, plastered on every storefront and tattooed on every woman's labia, a bright and shining cock. The slogan, "Uirum Aurum Mentula." In Elvish, it means "Heavenly Nigger Dick", a vestige of a time long past.

    We worship at the shrine from whence our ancestors sought to understand the great mystery of Bill Krozby and his semen encrusted daughters who committed suicide. At dawn the shrine emits a high pitched squeal, reminiscent of the sound his daughters made when they forgot his name and were promptly raped by Bill Krozby. Please Bill Krozby, you have forsaken your bastard spawn to a rather large Floridian manatee named Captain Falcon, and a degenerate Paki named Mazuse, the flying tiger

    It is upon this history that the weight of civilization rests on one man alone, one Ryan Jenkins the Libtard. CEO of famed Jenkins Pop. His assistant, Bret "Honeypot" Chumlee and degenerate Paki servant, Mazuse, conspired to rape his sugary brown starfish under the guise of a booze shot via enema - a ritual Ryan performs when his alcohol addiction makes him crave both vodka and anal. Little do the dastardly duo know that Jenkins has a penchant for ass play, and a dildo to match.
  16. It has often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.

    Today, we live in the era of the golden cock. Adorned on buildings and homes, plastered on every storefront and tattooed on every woman's labia, a bright and shining cock. The slogan, "Uirum Aurum Mentula." In Elvish, it means "Heavenly Nigger Dick", a vestige of a time long past.

    We worship at the shrine from whence our ancestors sought to understand the great mystery of Bill Krozby and his semen encrusted daughters who committed suicide. At dawn the shrine emits a high pitched squeal, reminiscent of the sound his daughters made when they forgot his name and were promptly raped by Bill Krozby. Please Bill Krozby, you have forsaken your bastard spawn to a rather large Floridian manatee named Captain Falcon, and a degenerate Paki named Mazuse, the flying tiger

    It is upon this history that the weight of civilization rests on one man alone, one Ryan Jenkins the Libtard. CEO of famed Jenkins Pop. His assistant, Bret "Honeypot" Chumlee and degenerate Paki servant, Mazuse, conspired to rape his sugary brown starfish under the guise of a booze shot via enema - a ritual Ryan performs when his alcohol addiction makes him crave both vodka and anal. Little do the dastardly duo know that Jenkins has a penchant for ass play, and a dildo to match. His prostate abraded beyond recognition,
  17. It has often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.

    Today, we live in the era of the golden cock. Adorned on buildings and homes, plastered on every storefront and tattooed on every woman's labia, a bright and shining cock. The slogan, "Uirum Aurum Mentula." In Elvish, it means "Heavenly Nigger Dick", a vestige of a time long past.

    We worship at the shrine from whence our ancestors sought to understand the great mystery of Bill Krozby and his semen encrusted daughters who committed suicide. At dawn the shrine emits a high pitched squeal, reminiscent of the sound his daughters made when they forgot his name and were promptly raped by Bill Krozby. Please Bill Krozby, you have forsaken your bastard spawn to a rather large Floridian manatee named Captain Falcon, and a degenerate Paki named Mazuse, the flying tiger

    It is upon this history that the weight of civilization rests on one man alone, one Ryan Jenkins the Libtard. CEO of famed Jenkins Pop. His assistant, Bret "Honeypot" Chumlee and degenerate Paki servant, Mazuse, conspired to rape his sugary brown starfish under the guise of a booze shot via enema - a ritual Ryan performs when his alcohol addiction makes him crave both vodka and anal. Little do the dastardly duo know that Jenkins has a penchant for ass play, and a dildo to match. His prostate abraded beyond recognition, worn crimson red from the
  18. It has often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.

    Today, we live in the era of the golden cock. Adorned on buildings and homes, plastered on every storefront and tattooed on every woman's labia, a bright and shining cock. The slogan, "Uirum Aurum Mentula." In Elvish, it means "Heavenly Nigger Dick", a vestige of a time long past.

    We worship at the shrine from whence our ancestors sought to understand the great mystery of Bill Krozby and his semen encrusted daughters who committed suicide. At dawn the shrine emits a high pitched squeal, reminiscent of the sound his daughters made when they forgot his name and were promptly raped by Bill Krozby. Please Bill Krozby, you have forsaken your bastard spawn to a rather large Floridian manatee named Captain Falcon, and a degenerate Paki named Mazuse, the flying tiger

    It is upon this history that the weight of civilization rests on one man alone, one Ryan Jenkins the Libtard. CEO of famed Jenkins Pop. His assistant, Bret "Honeypot" Chumlee and degenerate Paki servant, Mazuse, conspired to rape his sugary brown starfish under the guise of a booze shot via enema - a ritual Ryan performs when his alcohol addiction makes him crave both vodka and anal. Little do the dastardly duo know that Jenkins has a penchant for ass play, and a dildo to match. His prostate abraded beyond recognition, worn crimson red from the spiked baseball bat he thrusts
  19. It has often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.

    Today, we live in the era of the golden cock. Adorned on buildings and homes, plastered on every storefront and tattooed on every woman's labia, a bright and shining cock. The slogan, "Uirum Aurum Mentula." In Elvish, it means "Heavenly Nigger Dick", a vestige of a time long past.

    We worship at the shrine from whence our ancestors sought to understand the great mystery of Bill Krozby and his semen encrusted daughters who committed suicide. At dawn the shrine emits a high pitched squeal, reminiscent of the sound his daughters made when they forgot his name and were promptly raped by Bill Krozby. Please Bill Krozby, you have forsaken your bastard spawn to a rather large Floridian manatee named Captain Falcon, and a degenerate Paki named Mazuse, the flying tiger

    It is upon this history that the weight of civilization rests on one man alone, one Ryan Jenkins the Libtard. CEO of famed Jenkins Pop. His assistant, Bret "Honeypot" Chumlee and degenerate Paki servant, Mazuse, conspired to rape his sugary brown starfish under the guise of a booze shot via enema - a ritual Ryan performs when his alcohol addiction makes him crave both vodka and anal. Little do the dastardly duo know that Jenkins has a penchant for ass play, and a dildo to match.

    His prostate abraded beyond recognition, worn crimson red from the spiked baseball bat he thrusts with all his strength each night,
  20. It has often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.

    Today, we live in the era of the golden cock. Adorned on buildings and homes, plastered on every storefront and tattooed on every woman's labia, a bright and shining cock. The slogan, "Uirum Aurum Mentula." In Elvish, it means "Heavenly Nigger Dick", a vestige of a time long past.

    We worship at the shrine from whence our ancestors sought to understand the great mystery of Bill Krozby and his semen encrusted daughters who committed suicide. At dawn the shrine emits a high pitched squeal, reminiscent of the sound his daughters made when they forgot his name and were promptly raped by Bill Krozby. Please Bill Krozby, you have forsaken your bastard spawn to a rather large Floridian manatee named Captain Falcon, and a degenerate Paki named Mazuse, the flying tiger

    It is upon this history that the weight of civilization rests on one man alone, one Ryan Jenkins the Libtard. CEO of famed Jenkins Pop. His assistant, Bret "Honeypot" Chumlee and degenerate Paki servant, Mazuse, conspired to rape his sugary brown starfish under the guise of a booze shot via enema - a ritual Ryan performs when his alcohol addiction makes him crave both vodka and anal. Little do the dastardly duo know that Jenkins has a penchant for ass play, and a dildo to match. His prostate abraded beyond recognition, worn crimson red from the space craft; flag ships flag
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