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  1. #41
    ... suddenly, armed space gorillas attack!
  2. #42
    Originally posted by Phoenix … suddenly, armed space gorillas attack!

    Doesn't follow "of equator to release the "

    do over please
  3. #43
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Doesn't follow "of equator to release the "

    do over please

    Use your imagination. The story suddenly got interupted due to the afformention simian rebellion.
  4. #44
    Originally posted by Phoenix Use your imagination. The story suddenly got interupted due to the afformention simian rebellion.

    Just because you're Lanny's favorite Transgender doesn't give you the right to change the rules of the game!
  5. #45
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Its often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from
  6. #46
    Its often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged
  7. #47
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Its often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.
  8. #48
    Its often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars,
  9. #49
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Its often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, including the one where I had to bang this autistic hooker named Malice for the shard...
  10. #50
    Its often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars,
  11. #51
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ts often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created
  12. #52
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    the ts often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the
  13. #53
    the ts often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.
  14. #54
    the ts often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.

    Today, we live in the
  15. #55
    the ts often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.

    Today, we live in the era of the golden cock
  16. #56
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    the ts often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.

    Today, we live in the era of the golden cock. Adorned on buildings and homes,
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #57
    the ts often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.

    Today, we live in the era of the golden cock. Adorned on buildings and homes, plastered on every storefront and
  18. #58
    the ts often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.

    Today, we live in the era of the golden cock. Adorned on buildings and homes, plastered on every storefront and tattooed on every woman's labia,

    Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2017-07-05T22:54:16.238351+00:00
  19. #59
    the ts often been heard that drugs are bad, but actually only illegal illicit drugs are as far as when liserds sneeze [those] snots of flames that wind up causing harm to the local squid population.

    It's not understood what exactly this all stemmed from, but one thing is clear: we have not, and will not Stand here and watch the liserds devour their prey. We are here, rising against what we truly believe is the army of Bill Krozby's abandoned children.

    They have decided that they can no longer take the aborted fetus of their youth after metaphysical went down south of the equator to release the poor water drinking po' from the clutches of an engorged, horribly mutilated baby bald eagle.

    This led to several wars, the least of which created the giant sploo and the sorcerer's stone of stone sorcery.

    Today, we live in the era of the golden cock. Adorned on buildings and homes, plastered on every storefront and tattooed on every woman's labia, a bright and shining cock.
  20. #60
    When I decide this is done I'm going to write a short story about it

    if i still feel like it
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