Happy independence day Amerifags!

2017-07-04 at 12:30 PM UTC

#1

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

You know, The Dutch had a great war for independence too. 80 Years it lasted, against the Spanish. It's true. Spanish, total scumbags. We beat them though. Because Northern Europe > Southern Europe.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eighty_Years%27_War

2017-07-04 at 3 PM UTC

#2

Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

As an American, I have no idea what the significance behind the 4th of July is. It's not when we declared freedom, and it's not when the declaration was signed.

2017-07-04 at 3:47 PM UTC

#3

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Helladamnleet As an American, I have no idea what the significance behind the 4th of July is. It's not when we declared freedom, and it's not when the declaration was signed.

stfu nigger.

you're precisely what is wrong with this country and why it's circling the drain.

have some common decency and learn at least the most basic fundementals of american history.

you need to be punched in the face for no other reason than to hopefully knock some sense into you.

2017-07-04 at 3:58 PM UTC

#4

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Helladamnleet As an American, I have no idea what the significance behind the 4th of July is. It's not when we declared freedom, and it's not when the declaration was signed.

It's the day when congress officially declared independence, but you're right that the document that we all think of as THE declaration wasn't signed on July 4th.

2017-07-04 at 4:51 PM UTC

#5

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

SHUT UP QUEER. Happy Independence Day.

2017-07-04 at 4:55 PM UTC

#6

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Phoenix It's the day when congress officially declared independence, but you're right that the document that we all think of as THE declaration wasn't signed on July 4th.

yes i remember president pullman declaring independance day. it was a very emotional and historic moment for everyone. it was really cool to have witnessed it.

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2017-07-04 at 4:56 PM UTC

#7

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Originally posted by Phoenix It's the day when congress officially declared independence, but you're right that the document that we all think of as THE declaration wasn't signed on July 4th.

Wasn't it signed on the 2nd?

2017-07-04 at 5:02 PM UTC

#8

NARCassist gollums fat coach

did will smith sign it?

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2017-07-04 at 5:10 PM UTC

#9

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Sophie Wasn't it signed on the 2nd?

Proposed on July 2nd, rattified by congress on July 4th, and "THE declaration" was signed by the founding fathers on August 2nd. Something like that.

2017-07-04 at 5:11 PM UTC

#10

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Originally posted by Phoenix Proposed on July 2nd, rattified by congress on July 4th, and "THE declaration" was signed by the founding fathers on August 2nd. Something like that.

Neat. It's kind fo funny when Canadians know more about American history than Americans do. Lol Americans.

2017-07-04 at 5:12 PM UTC

#11

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Sophie Neat. It's kind fo funny when Canadians know more about American history than Americans do. Lol Americans.

(I have the magical powers of google at my finger tips, but I did know some of that already.)

2017-07-04 at 5:38 PM UTC

#12

hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]

Thanks, Euro-fag.

I loved going to shoot off mortars with my clydesdale, being he was only horse who was chill as fuck about things exploding, and making loud noises like feet away from him. I could even shoot a rifle off his back, so that was fun too... Kinda shit I used to do before my soul died on fourth of july.

2017-07-04 at 5:56 PM UTC

#13

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by Helladamnleet As an American, I have no idea what the significance behind the 4th of July is. It's not when we declared freedom, and it's not when the declaration was signed.

ya, and america's not even independent anymore.

2017-07-04 at 6:01 PM UTC

#14

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by Helladamnleet As an American, I have no idea what the significance behind the 4th of July is. It's not when we declared freedom, and it's not when the declaration was signed.

it was when the draft of the declaration that we know today was approved. it was also the date that copies of it began to be circulated by the press.

2017-07-04 at 6:20 PM UTC

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