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  1. #21
    cerakote African Astronaut
    how can people be so retarded with computers
  2. #22
    Originally posted by aldra it doesn't, but you deserve it

    but y tho
  3. #23
    Originally posted by HampTheToker

    no ya potato, what he means is, see if you can find any internet posts and shit that are about the same malware, and the easiest way to know it's the same malware is if it makes the same icons.
  4. #24
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    makes me glad I use Linux now.




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  5. #25
    Originally posted by NARCassist makes me glad I use Linux now.




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    Must be a good consolation for using a subpar OS for the other 344 days of the year.
  6. #26
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Must be a good consolation for using a subpar OS for the other 344 days of the year.

    nothing subpar about it, its pretty fucking cool once you get to grips with it. you should try it, its that easy even you could use it. and I don't even need anti-malware. imagine that? I don't even need to have it installed on my computer. so yeh, its great not having malware and ransom-ware for the full 365 days of the year.





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  7. #27
    Originally posted by NARCassist nothing subpar about it, its pretty fucking cool once you get to grips with it. you should try it, its that easy even you could use it. and I don't even need anti-malware. imagine that? I don't even need to have it installed on my computer. so yeh, its great not having malware and ransom-ware for the full 365 days of the year.

    I have it installed on my HTPC at present and I know how to use it just fine. It's not bad, it's just whatever, and compared to Windows, for 99% of people, there is absolutely zero reason to use Linux. And the only reason you would need anti malware on Windows is if you are a fucktard and download the shadiest shit and let it get past UAC, that's why I know HampTheJoker's cousin a little fuckhead, and the only reason why dumb people fuck up on Windows and not on Linux is because... You don't have the opportunity to do so on Linux, there's no software for your average shithead to pirate and you're not worth the effort from malware writers to target.

    If you are a programmer/coder and want to work, GNU/Linux is great. If you are an average fuckhead like mememe, the only reason to use Linux is if you're stupid/poor.
  8. #28
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I have it installed on my HTPC at present and I know how to use it just fine. It's not bad, it's just whatever, and compared to Windows, for 99% of people, there is absolutely zero reason to use Linux. And the only reason you would need anti malware on Windows is if you are a fucktard and download the shadiest shit and let it get past UAC, that's why I know HampTheJoker's cousin a little fuckhead, and the only reason why dumb people fuck up on Windows and not on Linux is because… You don't have the opportunity to do so on Linux, there's no software for your average shithead to pirate and you're not worth the effort from malware writers to target.

    If you are a programmer/coder and want to work, GNU/Linux is great. If you are an average fuckhead like mememe, the only reason to use Linux is if you're stupid/poor.

    I wrote a program in python a few weeks ago, I sent it to sophie. it would be ideal for you, you should pm him to get a copy.




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  9. #29
    it looks like a woman running on a beach to me. not that hard to figure out op.
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  10. #30
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HampTheToker My cousin texted me this picture of his desktop. What the shit is going on here?


    tell your cousin "HahaaH you got reckt"




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  11. #31
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by NARCassist nothing subpar about it, its pretty fucking cool once you get to grips with it. you should try it, its that easy even you could use it. and I don't even need anti-malware. imagine that? I don't even need to have it installed on my computer. so yeh, its great not having malware and ransom-ware for the full 365 days of the year.





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    Wanna' bet i could ransomware your Mint. Get on my Github and start my ransomware script from your terminal see what happens.
  12. #32
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sophie Wanna' bet i could ransomware your Mint. Get on my Github and start my ransomware script from your terminal see what happens.

    yeah running an untrusted script, likely as root

    A++ top hax
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  13. #33
    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Originally posted by Sophie I think Petya nukes the bootsector too and you get a nice ASCII skull when you boot up.

    Oh shit I'd like to see that. Love me some good ASCII. Anyone have a pic?
  14. #34
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra yeah running an untrusted script, likely as root

    A++ top hax

    Don't need root bro, but the point is, Linux is not immune like NARC thinks it is.
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  15. #35
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by DocFoster Oh shit I'd like to see that. Love me some good ASCII. Anyone have a pic?

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  16. #36
    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Awesome
  17. #37
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Can these get into firmware yet? That'd be a bit scary if you'd have to reflash your firmware to get rid of it. I thought I had read that they can.

    Edit: I couldn't find anything searching for "red skull over icon windows", not even images. The closest I got was something called 'Skuller/Vandal Trojan' that target the Symbian mobile OS back in 2004.

    Post last edited by SBTlauien at 2017-06-28T17:03:50.968427+00:00
  18. #38
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Can these get into firmware yet? That'd be a bit scary if you'd have to reflash your firmware to get rid of it. I thought I had read that they can.

    Edit: I couldn't find anything searching for "red skull over icon windows", not even images. The closest I got was something called 'Skuller/Vandal Trojan' that target the Symbian mobile OS back in 2004.

    Post last edited by SBTlauien at 2017-06-28T17:03:50.968427+00:00

    Could be new/minor ransomware that hasn't made the news. There are thousands going around at any given time. I suppose the correct move would be to simply wait and see if a message presents itself to hemp's cousin, asking for payment or whatever. Would also be ideal if he could just send the malware infected drive to someone like F-Secure.
  19. #39
    And for gay fags jacking off to Licucks

    https://www.trendmicro.com/vinfo/us/security/news/cyber-attacks/erebus-linux-ransomware-impact-to-servers-and-countermeasures
  20. #40
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    ^I don't think his cousin is going to have anything that important that he needs to save.
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