the race to fuck hts

1. 2017-06-27 at 1:04 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It's been a well known fact for a while now that hts noob has 3 potential suitors that want to put their dicks inside her. Between Lanny, scrawny, and tort, who will be the one who gets to fuck hts first?
   
   I think it will be Lanny since he owns the website and is therefore in a position of power to abuse his authority for personal gain, especially since hts wants to be a mod. Tort stands no chance just by virture of the sheer faggotry he exudes, so he would be my last pick.
2. 2017-06-27 at 1:06 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   the race to troll hts*
   
   ftfy
3. 2017-06-27 at 1:10 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Phoenix the race to troll hts*
   
   ftfy

   
   that race was finished long ago when you first engaged in religious arguments in the youtube comment section.
4. 2017-06-27 at 1:24 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic that race was finished long ago when you first engaged in religious arguments in the youtube comment section.

   
   REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I ENGAGE IN ALL KINDS OF ARGUMENTS EVERYWHERE. FUCKING NORMIE.
   
   (In all seriousness though, it kinda hurts that some people even feel the need to pretend.)
5. 2017-06-27 at 1:26 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Phoenix REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I ENGAGE IN ALL KINDS OF ARGUMENTS EVERYWHERE. FUCKING NORMIE.
   
   (In all seriousness though, it kinda hurts that some people even feel the need to pretend.)

   
   the need to pretend what?
6. 2017-06-27 at 1:29 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic the need to pretend what?

   
   That there is anything good or even mildly attractive about me. It's like pretending I'm a cigarette. I'm nowhere near delusional enough to believe it.
7. 2017-06-27 at 1:30 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Phoenix That there is anything good or even mildly attractive about me. It's like pretending I'm a cigarette. I'm nowhere near delusional enough to believe it.

   
   i'm pretty sure that all 3 of them are serious.
8. 2017-06-27 at 1:38 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic i'm pretty sure that all 3 of them are serious.

   
   I'm pretty sure tort is serious but he's the only one who's like 100% explicit about how much I disgust him.
9. 2017-06-27 at 1:38 PM UTC

   #9
   cerakote African Astronaut
   just because i bully you doesnt mean nobody likes you tbh fam and yeah probably lanny first
10. 2017-06-27 at 1:39 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Phoenix I'm pretty sure tort is serious but he's the only one who's like 100% explicit about how much I disgust him.

    
    that's because tort is your typical moronic cucked barracks rat
11. 2017-06-27 at 1:40 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic that's because tort is your typical moronic cucked barracks rat

    
    He's always been like that towards me. I pretty much only flirt with him to make him uncomfortable.
12. 2017-06-27 at 1:42 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Phoenix He's always been like that towards me. I pretty much only flirt with him to make him uncomfortable.

    
    before he was a moronic cucked barracks rat he was a moronic cucked meth use
13. 2017-06-27 at 3:20 PM UTC

    #13
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic It's been a well known fact for a while now that hts noob has 3 potential suitors that want to put their dicks inside her. Between Lanny, scrawny, and tort, who will be the one who gets to fuck hts first?
    
    I think it will be Lanny since he owns the website and is therefore in a position of power to abuse his authority for personal gain, especially since hts wants to be a mod. Tort stands no chance just by virture of the sheer faggotry he exudes, so he would be my last pick.

    
    hts is a dude, retard.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
14. 2017-06-27 at 3:40 PM UTC

    #14
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock hts is a dude, retard.

    
    this is probably a case of >she
15. 2017-06-27 at 3:42 PM UTC

    #15
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by cerakote this is probably a case of >she

    
    he has a dick.
    
    he's a he
16. 2017-06-27 at 3:53 PM UTC

    #16
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock he has a dick.
    
    he's a he

    
    yes, thats the point. i was referring to the thing where losers on 4chan call traps by she and other people reply to it with ">she"
17. 2017-06-27 at 5:29 PM UTC

    #17
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    I'm not playing any of these faggot mentally defective fags mind games. I'm not acknowledging any of their idiotic newspeak terminology.
    
    humanity has had the same descriptives for its entire existence. if it has a dick...it's a he. if it has a pussy...it's a she.
    
    simple as that
18. 2017-06-27 at 5:41 PM UTC

    #18
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock I'm not playing any of these faggot mentally defective fags mind games. I'm not acknowledging any of their idiotic newspeak terminology.
    
    humanity has had the same descriptives for its entire existence. if it has a dick…it's a he. if it has a pussy…it's a she.
    
    simple as that

    
    signed
    
    faggots arent people
19. 2017-06-27 at 5:43 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Phoenix That there is anything good or even mildly attractive about me. It's like pretending I'm a cigarette. I'm nowhere near delusional enough to believe it.

    
    
    i think you're pretty & nice
20. 2017-06-27 at 6:18 PM UTC

    #20
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinkou i think you're pretty & nice

    
    you're not even a real person. stfu and gtfo.
    
    take your fake pics with you.