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2017-07-16 at 1:48 AM UTCI just assume everyone new since reg closed is scron.
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2017-07-16 at 4:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by sploo
made this 4 u
Dude, You're just Buzzwording the golden ratio thing. You overheard something and make generalize catchalls.
those online IQ test are'nt real. You might be good with Math but you have to do many different subjects to be considered someone to harbor the ability to score high on a real IQ test. -
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2017-07-16 at 6:44 PM UTCyou ewill never understaned meee!!!!!!!
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2017-07-16 at 6:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by sploo ok
is it about scoring heroin?
not quite.
imagine this scenario.
a friend who you've known about six months and do meth with, asks you if you want to go to an illegal rave party tonight. you agree and arrange to meet outside a local store near where you both live. its a 7/11 store. you go and wait in the car park, but after a while your friend still hasn't shown and has not replied to your calls or texts. you go in the store and buy a beer, you also have some meth on you, quite a bit actually. you go round the back of the store and smoke a pipe behind some bins. you come back and wait some more in the car park, but after a while its clear your friend isn't going to show. you think what the hell, you'll go to the party anyway, maybe he'll be there.
so you get to the party, you do a little meth and you look around for your pal. you try calling his cellphone a few more times, but there's no answer. you can't find him anywhere. you've asked multiple people but nobody knows of him. then you get chatting to some cute student chick. she is clearly quite high on ecstasy and is being very flirty with you. she actually knows your friend and used to date his brother in high school. they also grew up a few streets apart, went to the same school and were friends while at school. but she has not seen him tonight. when she realizes you have meth she invites you back to her place nearby, so you go along. she lives in a student accommodation block at the back of the local uni. the block is along the tree line to a small wooded area with a lake nearby.
inside you start to hit on her and after smoking a few bowls you both end up in bed fucking for hours. you spend the rest of the day there smoking bowls, drinking some beers she has in the refrigerator and fucking her senseless. by the evening time you've got a bit bored, you try to call your friend again and he answers. he tells you he got arrested the night before on possession. he tells you where he is so you tell him you're on your way. you figure you'll help your pal out with a few shards in his hour of need. just before you hang up the chick shouts at the phone 'hi [insert friend name]', you quickly mention you hooked up at the party, then you hang up. you go to the bathroom, you piss, you throw up a bit, you clean yourself up and get dressed.
you are just coming out of the bathroom and you catch the chick going through your pockets, you see she has the rest of your meth in her hand which she tries to slip into her pocket. you instinctively grab at her to get your meth back, she struggles and suddenly she gets knocked over quite hard and trips. her head bangs hard on the corner of a solid wood chest of drawers and she falls on the floor. you get the meth from her pocket then over the next few seconds it dawns on you that you are staring at her corpse. and of course with the drugs involved there is little chance of anybody accepting this wasn't a homicide. now you do not want to spend the next 20 years to life in a fucking cell with a bunch of junkie degenerates, rapists and murderers.
so how do you get out of this situation sploo? how do you cover any tracks and/or what story do you give to the police? obviously you only get one chance to get it right with the police, you fuck it up and you're history.
obviously we have to assume that sploo has his genius ability while high on meth, just for the sake of the exercise. this will test sploo's real world ability to solve problems. a genius should be pretty good at doing this in theory.
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2017-07-16 at 7:09 PM UTClol 90% of that post was useless information
any of these
1. place a chair angled around the area she fell and hit her head. if you have a syringe and dope (you usually do), inject her corpse so it could be explained that she OD'd and fell over, then phone 911 asking for narcan to report an overdose, do some dope yourself as to not be suspect.
2. put cleaning powder in the meth baggie to make it seem like it was laced with poison, place it back on her body, take a very small amount of the poison so you appear sick but not to a fatal degree, then call 911
3. high on meth, cut yourself up a bit so it could possibly be ruled as self defense
4. have your friend stage as a fake witness and phone 911 once he gets there, combined with one of the above. walking away from the scene of the crime wouldnt work so its clearly better to appear as a victim of circumstance and get a greatly reduced charge -
2017-07-16 at 7:15 PM UTCBeing that you won't likely have a chance like this soon, cut some meat of her, fry it in oil, and dine. Then burn the whole building down. Dinner and a showThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-16 at 7:18 PM UTCThe secret answer lies in the fact that the block is along the tree line to a small wooded area with a lake nearby.
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2017-07-16 at 7:18 PM UTCit would be a pretty good time to suicide tbh
there's always disposing of the body and having your friend be in on it then fingerprint proofing the room, thats more work and not necessarily more effective. but for that i'd have to refer you to google -
2017-07-16 at 7:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ The secret answer lies in the fact that the block is along the tree line to a small wooded area with a lake nearby.
lol the whole post was tldr didnt see that part
but that wouldnt work because the friend heard her over the phone and was going to her place, and there could possibly be other witnesses, and a missing person would have their home fingerprinted. so it could only work if everyone who could be a witness was supporting you somehow. there's no way of knowing whether the friend would side with you or the girl, bros over hoes should always work but doesnt necessarily -
2017-07-16 at 9:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist not quite.
imagine this scenario.
a friend who you've known about six months and do meth with, asks you if you want to go to an illegal rave party tonight. you agree and arrange to meet outside a local store near where you both live. its a 7/11 store. you go and wait in the car park, but after a while your friend still hasn't shown and has not replied to your calls or texts. you go in the store and buy a beer, you also have some meth on you, quite a bit actually. you go round the back of the store and smoke a pipe behind some bins. you come back and wait some more in the car park, but after a while its clear your friend isn't going to show. you think what the hell, you'll go to the party anyway, maybe he'll be there.
so you get to the party, you do a little meth and you look around for your pal. you try calling his cellphone a few more times, but there's no answer. you can't find him anywhere. you've asked multiple people but nobody knows of him. then you get chatting to some cute student chick. she is clearly quite high on ecstasy and is being very flirty with you. she actually knows your friend and used to date his brother in high school. they also grew up a few streets apart, went to the same school and were friends while at school. but she has not seen him tonight. when she realizes you have meth she invites you back to her place nearby, so you go along. she lives in a student accommodation block at the back of the local uni. the block is along the tree line to a small wooded area with a lake nearby.
inside you start to hit on her and after smoking a few bowls you both end up in bed fucking for hours. you spend the rest of the day there smoking bowls, drinking some beers she has in the refrigerator and fucking her senseless. by the evening time you've got a bit bored, you try to call your friend again and he answers. he tells you he got arrested the night before on possession. he tells you where he is so you tell him you're on your way. you figure you'll help your pal out with a few shards in his hour of need. just before you hang up the chick shouts at the phone 'hi [insert friend name]', you quickly mention you hooked up at the party, then you hang up. you go to the bathroom, you piss, you throw up a bit, you clean yourself up and get dressed.
you are just coming out of the bathroom and you catch the chick going through your pockets, you see she has the rest of your meth in her hand which she tries to slip into her pocket. you instinctively grab at her to get your meth back, she struggles and suddenly she gets knocked over quite hard and trips. her head bangs hard on the corner of a solid wood chest of drawers and she falls on the floor. you get the meth from her pocket then over the next few seconds it dawns on you that you are staring at her corpse. and of course with the drugs involved there is little chance of anybody accepting this wasn't a homicide. now you do not want to spend the next 20 years to life in a fucking cell with a bunch of junkie degenerates, rapists and murderers.
so how do you get out of this situation sploo? how do you cover any tracks and/or what story do you give to the police? obviously you only get one chance to get it right with the police, you fuck it up and you're history.
obviously we have to assume that sploo has his genius ability while high on meth, just for the sake of the exercise. this will test sploo's real world ability to solve problems. a genius should be pretty good at doing this in theory.
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2017-07-16 at 10 PM UTCYou could also just, you know, leave her place. So what if they find out you were there? She was fine when you left, and there's no murder weapon or evidence to suggest and definitely not PROVE that you were to blame for her fall.
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2017-07-16 at 10:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by sploo lol 90% of that post was useless information
any of these
1. place a chair angled around the area she fell and hit her head. if you have a syringe and dope (you usually do), inject her corpse so it could be explained that she OD'd and fell over, then phone 911 asking for narcan to report an overdose, do some dope yourself as to not be suspect.
explain the chair more. why put it there? how does this collaborate your story?
your police interrogation is about to start. better make sure you got your shit together sploo.
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