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  1. Originally posted by Esplender My mind is a weapon

    F U Beanwhip
  2. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Everyone knows this story.

    In California it's so Anti-Castle law that if a prowler (potential murderer) falls through your roof or sunroof and falls and injures himself (herself - other genders) that they can and most likely will sue you. even if they go to Jail for trespassing. they will sue you.

    squatters will ruin your life. In London it was a fad and free rent. but in California it truly is a property owners nightmare.

    they came in, fucked up your property and in some cases shat all over your floors with drug needles and they slip and fall while climbing in.. you can get sued.

    Also the rent out here makes 6 figure saleries look like slave wages. DONT MOVE TO CALIFORNIA!

    Minnesota is the same way. This guy fell in threw this chicks skylight trying to break in, paralyzed himself, sued the home owner into poverty, the contractors that put the window in, and the company that made the window.
  3. Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 F U Beanwhip

    I'll whip your fucking beans if you don't watch yourself
  4. Originally posted by Esplender I'll whip your fucking beans if you don't watch yourself

  5. infinityshock Black Hole
    ive lost interest with using tools that are generally and commonly known by the term 'weapons' for their actual, intended purpose as weapons. knives...guns...baseball bats...and even crow-bars...its a been-there-done-that sort of thing.

    im on a kick now where im looking at every-day objects and how they can be used to cause another individual to require medical treatment, or possibly even be the proud recipient of a Y-incision.

    my most recent possibility is a giant dildo about 18 inches long. by itself it wouldnt make a very good bludgeoning instrument due to its soft, flimsy, and pliable nature that is wholly inappropriate to beating someone into a bloody pulp with. to resolve this, i placed the dildo on a lathe and cut a hollow internally in the same diameter as a solid, high-density steel metal rod. once the rod was inserted and glued into place with a high-strength polyurethane adhesive, the steel-dildo is now more capable of inflicting bodily harm.

    all that remains is for someone to provide it the opportunity to give purpose to its existence. im taking volunteers...

    what i look forward to most is the police report describing the manner injuries were inflicted and the description of the 'weapon.' i will post the police report.
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  6. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by infinityshock my most recent possibility is a giant dildo about 18 inches long.

  7. Originally posted by infinityshock ive lost interest with using tools that are generally and commonly known by the term 'weapons' for their actual, intended purpose as weapons. knives…guns…baseball bats…and even crow-bars…its a been-there-done-that sort of thing.

    im on a kick now where im looking at every-day objects and how they can be used to cause another individual to require medical treatment, or possibly even be the proud recipient of a Y-incision.

    my most recent possibility is a giant dildo about 18 inches long. by itself it wouldnt make a very good bludgeoning instrument due to its soft, flimsy, and pliable nature that is wholly inappropriate to beating someone into a bloody pulp with. to resolve this, i placed the dildo on a lathe and cut a hollow internally in the same diameter as a solid, high-density steel metal rod. once the rod was inserted and glued into place with a high-strength polyurethane adhesive, the steel-dildo is now more capable of inflicting bodily harm.

    all that remains is for someone to provide it the opportunity to give purpose to its existence. im taking volunteers…

    what i look forward to most is the police report describing the manner injuries were inflicted and the description of the 'weapon.' i will post the police report.

  8. dis a good 1 for breaching a house tryna get that lootpack and for intimidation when rats b wilin
  9. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant dis a good 1 for breaching a house tryna get that lootpack and for intimidation when rats b wilin

    a real house or a video game house?
  10. Originally posted by infinityshock a real house or a video game house?
    my house is 2 florrrs w/ a basement, 1 1/2 bathroom, 2 br
    my hobbyies r weapons and drugs and my husband likes computers and masturbating
    dont crack my wig
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant my house is 2 florrrs w/ a basement, 1 1/2 bathroom, 2 br
    my hobbyies r weapons and drugs and my husband likes computers and masturbating
    dont crack my wig

    dont feel the need to reply to my post due to any sort of misplaced motivation on timeliness.

    go ahead and let whatever large dosages of hallucinogenics youve consumed wear off...take your time...then re-reply
  12. am duck please bread now quack
  13. What language is that.. visual is funny as hell. "Exchange bat for dildo bat"

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon
  14. Is pot legal in Florida yet? Jan 1st 2018 California will have weed despencers for anyone regardless of Rx or not.
    I had a client tell me how he's concerned for people on the highway.. I totally agree with him. It seems like a sleezy business and the so called Lottery of allowing people to sell it seems corrupted no doubt.

    1935 chicago style backdoor deals? or post prohibition 750,000 to get a license for a despencery. I bet these people will make that back in the first 2-3 months.

    I'm happy they will tax the shit out of it though.. I want that money to go towards the fucking potholes in Oakland. worst streets anywhere. bent a hub on my last car because of those fucking things.

    I should do a video on how bad the side streets of Oakland are. they're mini sinkholes everywhere

    Originally posted by infinityshock dont feel the need to reply to my post due to any sort of misplaced motivation on timeliness.

    go ahead and let whatever large dosages of hallucinogenics youve consumed wear off…take your time…then re-reply
  15. Don't drive high you fucking potheads. Don't tell me you drive better driving high then drunk. when you're drunk it bad enough but when you're high.. you start seeing shit out of the corner of your eyes like deers which arn't there and you might react. or you will not notice you're driving too slow and end up a moving barrier for a drunk person behind you. weed guy in the front.. drunk guy in the rear. I bet that is really common when cops deal with rear end collisions on a typical saturday night.
  16. Medical marijuana had been passed in FL, but it is pretty restricted.
  17. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Kinkou

    3 or 4 years ago when I was still fat lol &_&


    Bish oh please, you ignit.

    Also, they probably won't allow me to own weapons.
  18. Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant dis a good 1 for breaching a house tryna get that lootpack and for intimidation when rats b wilin

    That's nice. What is that called ? is it Celtic or Norweigan in nature? it looks unused.. you need to practice with it.
  19. Originally posted by Totse 2001 That's nice. What is that called ? is it Celtic or Norweigan in nature? it looks unused.. you need to practice with it.

    It is mallninjaaic in origin and forged in by the finest slave children in China.
  20. Originally posted by Captain Falcon It is mallninjaaic in origin and forged in by the finest slave children in China.

    In china they don't consider it slave labor but cultural I guess. I don't advocate it. that kid should be in a proper school learning proper skills but he is learning a trade and break off in his teens and make his own and sell them to tourist on the street.
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