2017-06-20 at 12:53 AM UTC
i went to the bathroom and there was a bunch of unfunny memes (half of which weren't really done right), one of them that said something like if your calculator is broken put it in a bag of rice and asians will come fix it for you. also they have one of those machines on the wall that blows your hands dry and it has a picture of selena gomez with her mouth open on the front. obviously this would piss a lot of people off and part of me kinda wants to somehow make a big deal about it anonymously because lets be honest, it's hilarious when people are angry. plus the location is right outside a military base so those people would be super pissed about everyone else being pissed off and the whole area might just collapse into a giant sinkhole of anger.
2017-06-20 at 12:54 AM UTC
Can you summarize that in a one liner?
2017-06-20 at 12:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR †
Can you summarize that in a one liner?
Asians fix rice Selena Gomez likes dry hands military people are mad at themselves and nothing is funny.
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2017-06-20 at 12:29 PM UTC
I want to go into the women's bathroom at target and glue notes to the wall above the urinals that say "if you are using this...YOU ARE IN THE WRONG BATHROOM!"
but I would never get to see the results
2017-06-20 at 12:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kolokol-1
I want to go into the women's bathroom at target and glue notes to the wall above the urinals that say "if you are using this…YOU ARE IN THE WRONG BATHROOM!"
but I would never get to see the results
i'm pretty sure women's bathrooms don't have urinals
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2017-06-20 at 12:44 PM UTC
Well hey green you're up early af, taking after me I suppose, yes the women's bathrooms don't have urinals. Lol.
2017-06-20 at 1:08 PM UTC
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2017-06-20 at 1:31 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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2017-06-20 at 3:41 PM UTC
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
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Originally posted by aldra
piss in selena's mouth
would she piss in my mouth?
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2017-06-20 at 3:44 PM UTC
Fuck this lame ass thread.
Memememe, how is prostitution in UK?
2017-06-20 at 4:10 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
whats the restaurant called?