Having to get rid of a body would be an exciting experience.

1. 2017-06-15 at 11:43 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   I'd never murder anybody, but... the whole adventure of getting rid of a body would be fun & thrilling, and a big whew when it's done.
2. 2017-06-15 at 11:53 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   bullshit.
   
   you have no idea of what is involved with disposing of a human body and the perils of leaving zero forensically detectable traces...much less nosy neighbors and gawkers.
   
   and how frighteningly simple it is.
   
   i certainly have no idea, nor have i ever considered nor attempted such things. im just talking out of my ass like i usually do.
3. 2017-06-16 at 12:02 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Watch 'Man Bites Dog' actro.
4. 2017-06-16 at 1:52 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   try astral projection chicken
5. 2017-06-16 at 1:58 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
6. 2017-06-16 at 2:05 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

   
   that leaves forensics evidence
7. 2017-06-16 at 4:36 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   direct quote from snatch if I remember right
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop
8. 2017-06-16 at 5:53 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by infinityshock bullshit.
   
   you have no idea of what is involved with disposing of a human body and the perils of leaving zero forensically detectable traces…much less nosy neighbors and gawkers.
   
   and how frighteningly simple it is.
   
   i certainly have no idea, nor have i ever considered nor attempted such things. im just talking out of my ass like i usually do.

   
   biological washing powder is the one
   
   
   
   also mix up a solution and spray/soak the crime scene to breakdown any dna you may have left behind.
   
   
   
   
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