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Mouth Wash Doesn't Conceal the Smell of Alcohol
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2017-06-13 at 5:11 PM UTCall yall retards who drink alcohol then try to camouflage it by drinking mouth wash...you're not fooling anyone.
you just smell like alcohol and mouth wash. -
2017-06-13 at 5:15 PM UTCOk
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2017-06-13 at 5:15 PM UTCThanks for the tip
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2017-06-13 at 5:15 PM UTCThis is why I just drink mouthwash to get drunkThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-13 at 5:26 PM UTCI've heard countless antidotes on how to beat breathalyzers after being a pretty serious alcoholic for a decade in the middle of honky tonk no where. Nickels on the tongue, hot sauce, gum, certain breathing techniques during the breathalyzer etc..
A long time ago my friend swore he beat one after drinking 22 Bud lights and his only answer was that he had ate a 12 inch sub just moments before being pulled over idk why but I believed the guy he was never one to fabricate things especially something that trivial he was genuinely stumped himself. -
2017-06-13 at 5:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop I've heard countless antidotes on how to beat breathalyzers after being a pretty serious alcoholic for a decade in the middle of honky tonk no where. Nickels on the tongue, hot sauce, gum, certain breathing techniques during the breathalyzer etc..
A long time ago my friend swore he beat one after drinking 22 Bud lights and his only answer was that he had ate a 12 inch sub just moments before being pulled over idk why but I believed the guy he was never one to fabricate things especially something that trivial he was genuinely stumped himself.
He must have a great deep throat game -
2017-06-13 at 6:27 PM UTCYou just suck in through the tube instead of blow. There you go.
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2017-06-13 at 6:32 PM UTCPeanut butter is your friend.
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2017-06-13 at 7:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop I've heard countless antidotes on how to beat breathalyzers after being a pretty serious alcoholic for a decade in the middle of honky tonk no where. Nickels on the tongue, hot sauce, gum, certain breathing techniques during the breathalyzer etc..
A long time ago my friend swore he beat one after drinking 22 Bud lights and his only answer was that he had ate a 12 inch sub just moments before being pulled over idk why but I believed the guy he was never one to fabricate things especially something that trivial he was genuinely stumped himself.
that.
the other alternative is the cop was feeling generous or the machine itself was fucked up. those machines are not as reliable as the manufacturers and prosecutors claim. -
2017-06-13 at 7:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock that.
the other alternative is the cop was feeling generous or the machine itself was fucked up. those machines are not as reliable as the manufacturers and prosecutors claim.
Yeah there's a retired highway patrolman here who for $1,500 will go through the maintenance records for the stationary breathalyzer and I've heard that he almost always finds some kind of flaw = case get's dropped. I know my first DUI costed that plus some. IDK it would definitely be worth a shot especially if your job is license sensitive like a semi driver/ups delivery guy etc.. -
2017-06-13 at 7:53 PM UTCHow about don't drive drunk?
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2017-06-13 at 7:57 PM UTC
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2017-06-13 at 7:58 PM UTC
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2017-06-13 at 8:03 PM UTC
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2017-06-13 at 8:05 PM UTCOkay then don't drive drunk or land yourself in a halfway house lol
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2017-06-13 at 8:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Lol well.. if you're living in a halfway house it's very common whenever you get back from work or going somewhere, they'll also breathalyze visitors sometimes because you can't be drunk and visit someone there.
Eh.. that's all I got.
jesus fuck, what a pathetic existence you must lead where such things are the norm -
2017-06-13 at 8:25 PM UTC
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2017-06-13 at 8:33 PM UTCyeah well the only people it would've fooled are my dead parents so suck it OP
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2017-06-13 at 8:48 PM UTC
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