I've been stalking my current boyfriend for a decade +...

1. 2017-06-10 at 1:20 AM UTC

   #1
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   and I finally bagged and tagged him.
   
   ....in less than 2 weeks I'm going to be driving approx. 450 miles to sexually molest Piles of Crack.
   
   Inb4 "Attention whore"
2. 2017-06-10 at 1:40 AM UTC

   #2
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Keep §m£ÂgØL out of it this time.
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3. 2017-06-10 at 1:42 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Post vids
4. 2017-06-10 at 1:54 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   As mmQ would say: I just, once again cringed my butthole inside out.
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5. 2017-06-10 at 1:56 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I hope each limb gets torn from your fat disgusting torso and posted on imgur for us all to laugh at.
6. 2017-06-10 at 2:13 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Although
   
   

   Originally posted by Piles of Crack Had a hooker shit on my chest at the peak of an LSD trip

   
   maybe they're a match..
7. 2017-06-10 at 2:46 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by hydromorphone and I finally bagged and tagged him.
   
   ….in less than 2 weeks I'm going to be driving approx. 450 miles to sexually molest Piles of Crack.
   
   Inb4 "Attention whore"

   
   stfu attention whore.
   
   the only bagging going on will be the plastic ones over your head
8. 2017-06-10 at 4:01 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   For god's sake don't get pregnant again.
9. 2017-06-10 at 4:11 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by 1337 For god's sake don't get pregnant again.

   
   signed
10. 2017-06-10 at 4:13 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I feel bad for PoC
11. 2017-06-10 at 4:19 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    wtf
12. 2017-06-10 at 4:22 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I feel bad for PoC

    
    You should have heard the all depraved shit she plans to do to the poor bastard.
13. 2017-06-10 at 4:25 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 1337 You should have heard the all depraved shit she plans to do to the poor bastard.

    
    Didn't she golddig him into paying off all her debts or some shit? He hasn't even met her and she's already taken him to the cleaners lol
    
    I hope the pussy's good nigga, cuz it's gonna have to outweigh the regret that'll inevitably come after.
14. 2017-06-10 at 4:27 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Keep §m£ÂgØL out of it this time.

    
    Poor jelom. How many good men does this fat ho have to break before we finally crucify her?
15. 2017-06-10 at 9:25 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lol you call this love? you fucking rats are just in heat.. go have another litter and feed your pups your rat milk you fat whore.
    
    Real love is me and HTS-girlfriend. We are soulmates.
    
    
16. 2017-06-10 at 6:17 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Didn't she golddig him into paying off all her debts or some shit? He hasn't even met her and she's already taken him to the cleaners lol

    
    You must be thinking of someone else. She wouldn't even let me loan her $45 for her phone bill. She doesn't ask me for shit. I know you guys hate her guts but don't make up blatantly false shit for the fuck of it.
    
    Dargo, that was a joke if you're too fucking dense to understand that.
17. 2017-06-10 at 6:19 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    now its a joke...ok
    
    but this is just terrible
18. 2017-06-10 at 6:28 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Believe whatever you want
19. 2017-06-10 at 6:31 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I believe I will have myself another English muffin; they are particularly enjoyable today. Thank you!
20. 2017-06-10 at 6:38 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I believe I will have myself another English muffin; they are particularly enjoyable today. Thank you!

    
    english muffins are way too dry
    
    kill yourself