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i licked the bottom of my shoe to prove to myself i'm fearless

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    my tummy hurts
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    pics or it didnt happen
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    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I like to lick my feet but only after I wash them.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock pics or it didnt happen

    What feature of yours embarrasses you the most, Jill? Your greatest physical flaw, what is it?
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ What feature of yours embarrasses you the most, Jill? Your greatest physical flaw, what is it?

    im going to jam my dick so far up your asshole that i will sign a written guarantee that your mother is going to get pregnant with triplets.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I bet it's off-centered eyes.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I bet it's off-centered eyes.

    depends on the genetics of your progenitors. based on your low IQ and lack of mental ability...you better be happy you have the ability to enter words into your computer, considering your mothers thalidomide addiction while you were in-utero.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah, it's definitely off-centered eye sockets.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah, it's definitely off-centered eye sockets.

    post pics of your taint.

    i want to see all the sewn-up tear marks from your multiple boyfriends cramming large foreign objects all up in there and forgetting to dig them out
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'd guess your left eye is probably 1 or 2cm further out from the bridge of your nose. That would definitely explain some things.
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    kreepy Kay
    masshlehadh
    4j
    efGGER

    mmq is a fagot too
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    who
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    who is the fat guy wif the big bellie
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    and ginnger pubes
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