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  1. Originally posted by Narc I made a wish^^^ you numbnuts




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    Blame totse 2001
  2. Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Granted but you get alcohol flush reaction

    I wish drug tolerance didn't exist

    Granted. You OD on the smallest dose.


    I wish I could visit Londonistan.
  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Dargo Granted. You OD on the smallest dose.


    I wish I could visit Londonistan.

    Granted, you get all the way there to find out its actually pretty shitty.

    I still wish I knew which Fred this was.




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  4. Originally posted by Dargo Granted. You OD on the smallest dose.

    Works for me
  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Am I actually here? Can any of you fucking see me? HELLOOO, am I dreaming?




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  6. why isn't the game continuing on?
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I wish this game would continue on




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  8. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by NARCassist I wish this game would continue on

    Granted but everyone has to stop being bitches

    I wish I could have my dream house built for me for free and have the money to run it too.
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Number13 Granted but everyone has to stop being bitches

    I wish I could have my dream house built for me for free and have the money to run it too.

    granted, its ready and waiting. they even threw in a free car.



    keys are under the mat.

    I wish everyone would start being bitches again.




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  10. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist I wish everyone would start being bitches again.

    Granted but they wake you up every 30 minutes singing Christmas Carols.

    I wish I could create a 5 gram shard out of thin air whenever I please.
  11. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Granted, but for every gram, you also generate two patrolling cops within a block.

    I wish I weren't so terribly lonely.
  12. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    EDIT:

    Zanick you peanut eating fuck
  13. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Zanick Granted, but for every gram, you also generate two patrolling cops within a block.

    I wish I weren't so terribly lonely.

    Granted but you will never be alone ever again and everything you do will be done with a partner
    You nut in a bitch? there's two of you nutting in her. You rob a bank? that's a two way split nigga. You die? both of you die

    I wish I could cook
  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Number13 Granted but you will never be alone ever again and everything you do will be done with a partner
    You nut in a bitch? there's two of you nutting in her. You rob a bank? that's a two way split nigga. You die? both of you die

    I wish I could cook

    granted, tank uploads cooking files straight to your brain in the matrix. they contain recipe's and cookery knowledge to create any dish that was ever created on earth. every ingredient is either a 0 or a 1.

    I wish I was a drummer.




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  15. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by NARCassist I wish I was a drummer.

    Granted but regardless of any talent you could have as a drummer you get zero attention or recognition over your band mates, if you go solo you particularly dislike your own drumming and prefer others.

    I wish the pyramids were made for me
  16. Originally posted by Number13 I wish the pyramids were made for me

    Granted, but you are forever demonized for using sandnigger slaves to build them.


    I wish I had 'bout tree fiddy.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Dargo Granted, but you are forever demonized for using sandnigger slaves to build them.


    I wish I had 'bout tree fiddy.

    Granted but you become a 8 story tall crustacean from the paleozoic era.

    I wish china would focus its entire economy on training its girls to suck my nuts.
  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Number13 Granted but you become a 8 story tall crustacean from the paleozoic era.

    I wish china would focus its entire economy on training its girls to suck my nuts.

    granted, but all that chink saliva rusts your nuts and your wheels fall off.

    i wish i could win the taboo game.




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  19. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by NARCassist granted, but all that chink saliva rusts your nuts and your wheels fall off.

    i wish i could win the taboo game.




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    Granted, but now everyone is banned and the forum dies.

    I wish my youngest son would hurry up and be potty trained already
  20. Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 Granted, but now everyone is banned and the forum dies.

    I wish my youngest son would hurry up and be potty trained already

    Granted but he grows up to be Malice 2.0.


    I wish I knew how to code.
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