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  1. Originally posted by CASPER So turns out Rizzo is alive. Talked to him the other day. Thought TRT deserved to know where its father ran off to.

    Holy shit it's Casper.
  2. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Malice does not possess the discipline necessary to get through college.

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  3. Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 waits for the paragraphs

    Malice would fail any classes where he has to write essays or a paper lmao. His writing is just appalling. About 1 line of information can be extracted from each of his paragraphs.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Shopping also makes me want to kill myself. It's why I buy food once a day, the thing I want. Fuck you if you think you're gonna see me being the faggot walking up and down aisles comparing prices and looking at coupons, fingerfucking other guys in the ass as they walk buy, recommending them cereals and telling them about cat food deals I saw when I was in the cat food aisle.

    Unless, of course, I'm with my tomfoolery partner, "shopping" for hundreds of dollars of groceries at wally mart which we forget to pay for every time.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The only reason one should attend college is if they have a specific goal, known from the beginning, that only college can fulfill. Otherwise, yes, it does take discipline to keep sitting in the cringe classes, not giving a singular fuck about what you're supposed to be learning. Pointless discipline, at that. If one hates shopping why would one like to sit in rooms full of people for hours at a time?
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I like shopping, it's leisurely. You peruse the produce, look at all the food, maybe get an idea for something to make when you see something new out on display. The seasonality of it is nice too, kinda of a marker of passing time, always get a bit excited when peaches start showing up on the shelves.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's leisurely and boring as watching replays of dart throws. A MAN doesn't peruse SHIT. lol. He knows what he wants, he doesn't have a cringe list, he needs some fucking milk, pizza, bread, and meat, and some fun snack. That's what shopping is. SEASONALITY?? PEACHES?? IDEA FOR SOMETHING TO MAKE WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING NEW?????? HA! AHAHA!

    Fuck your grocery store, fuck it's owner, fuck the milk maid, fuck the guy rolling around in his floor shining machine in the early am hours, and fuck your PEACHES!
  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    aren't you a cook?
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I am.
  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    nigga, you should be all about them groceries, every great meal starts with great ingredients.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny nigga, you should be all about them groceries, every great meal starts with great ingredients.

    I'll remind you I'm a cook, not a chef. I have no desire to be a chef, I have no desire to go to culinary school, I have no desire to prepare my own specially made meals.

    What I do, and am very good at, as following recipes and making meals based off of a menu. My boss changes around specials and runs different things all the time, shit that I would never come up with on my own. I just learn how to make them, and I make them well, but I suck at knowing what goes well together (for the most part) or knowing what seasonings or whatever would make something better.

    My cooking skills are all within a restaurant. I could cook at home but I just eat basic easy shit, and to be honest, most of the people I've worked with as cooks, or even chefs or restaurant owners who've been doing it for a long time, they actually just eat basic shit too, like the easiest things to make that are still awesome, you develop that skill.

    When I'm hungry at work and have more ingredients at my disposal I will usually make things like a chicken strip sandwich with bacon, shredded cheese, and BBQ sauce, or some type of grilled cheese deal, with something good to dip it in. Shit that takes me like 5 minutes to make with little to no effort. That's a cook's life. Fast, easy, and good.

    This isn't to say I don't take pride in the meals I cook for customers, because I do. I am all about plate presentation, plentiful portions, things looking PRISTINE. I am a very cleanly and orderly cook. I am always cleaning up after myself and cleaning my areas, aware of my surround== what the fuck am I talking about now? ahahaha this has nothing to do with cooking I'm just taking this chance to tell you I'm good at my job.
  12. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    He doesn't respect his distant self, thinking coordinately sub consciously enough for himself in the now.

    He doesn't have faith in himself.
  13. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Heyoooo. I been sober for like the past month and a half. Mainly because of probation, but I only really took it because I knew if I didn't, I'd get out in another couple months and just go back to the same shit. Few people I've known died recently from dope too. Oddly, I haven't really been craving anything at all. Don't know what happened, but I just don't particularly feel like getting high, or haven't yet anyways. Probably being homeless the past few months before my charge helped with that. This Texas heat plus being stuck outside all day was fucking bullshit. Honestly, if I didn't get arrested I probably wouldn't have gotten clean any time soon. I even got clean off the 4mg/day Kpin script, which I'd been taking the past couple years and never planned on being on it that long. Once I got out I figured I'd just try going without it, and I've been good. Still feeling pretty unmotivated and shit, as far as going anywhere or doing anything to further my life other than probation-related shit. My mom got diagnosed with hypothyroidism recently and said her mom had thyroid issues too, so I've been thinking about getting checked out by a doctor to see if I've got anything going on there.

    It's been crazy fucking hot lately. Got up to 97 yesterday. Every day it gets over 90 by about 11 AM and stays that way until sunset when it gets barely below 90. Anyway, figured I'd see if y'all niggas were still up in this shit. Been mostly just on Reddit lately.

    Post last edited by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery at 2017-07-28T19:54:32.042037+00:00

    I missed you.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What's with reddit anyway? I remember when I first joined zoklet I had a good handful of people tell me 'dude you'd love reddit, you'd fit right in you should tottally get into it.' I never did. Should I have? Would I have fit in???????????? Fucking REDDIT. PFfft. Too much traffic if you ask me. I aint into that shit familia. Trying to talk to 3000 people at once isn't my thing.
  15. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by mmQ What's with reddit anyway? I remember when I first joined zoklet I had a good handful of people tell me 'dude you'd love reddit, you'd fit right in you should tottally get into it.' I never did. Should I have? Would I have fit in???????????? Fucking REDDIT. PFfft. Too much traffic if you ask me. I aint into that shit familia. Trying to talk to 3000 people at once isn't my thing.

    Forget about it, now. It's all better now.

    Son.
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 I have a wife who loves me, kids who look up to me, a job thats stimulating, and a grocery store that doesnt makes me want to kill myself. I never said i hated my coworkers but they are aspie as fuck, theyre nice though. And it pays well too or at least enough for a babysitter and two tickets to cambodia.

    if living in california is all you have keeping you from killing yourself i feel sorry for you malice, truly

    Oh, I was just taking the piss out of you. Individuals want different things out of life. You can't expect that everyone would be happy with your life. Of course, I'm fully aware of how unbelievably miserable I've been for most of mine.

    Originally posted by Lanny probably not, but I'm still rooting for him.

    Hey, you motherfucker! That's such an insult! If I have the discipline to engage in such strict asceticism, an extremely regimented lifestyle (Well, at least before the severe mental breakdown and everything that followed.), devote countless hours to pursuing a variety of interest and reading through a multitude of papers, endlessly pursuing personal development (eudaimonia) etc. I can damn well handle high school fucking 2.0

    An associate's degree is a complete fucking joke! I could slack off and fuck things up so badly and still likely manage to attain with a decent GPA. Not that I would actually do that, of course, because it would be absolutely fucking pointless to even bother if that's all you're planning to achieve.

    I've also managed to experience remission from the extremely severe depression and suicidality, as well as numerous other benefits such as a pro-social and anxiolytic effect, that had been plaguing me relentlessly for years, the primary source of all my problems, after I attained an adequate dose of Nardil. Have you truly not seen a stark alteration in my behavior?

    You condescending pretentious fucking little twink.

    Originally posted by Lanny I like shopping, it's leisurely. You peruse the produce, look at all the food, maybe get an idea for something to make when you see something new out on display. The seasonality of it is nice too, kinda of a marker of passing time, always get a bit excited when peaches start showing up on the shelves.

    We've consistently established that you are such a boring person. You've even blatantly admitted this. Well, then again, the vast majority of fools seem to consider the ideal life to be one that was lived as if they were a character in a novel written for the acclaim and entertainment of others. What an unbelievably idiotic manner in which to lives one's life. Of course endlessly reading and pursuing my solitary interests wouldn't seem the least bit fascinating to others. Unless...I manage to rechannel the glory of my Klansman days, build myself into a being that can give rise to a far superior version.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-07-31T04:29:48.321505+00:00

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-07-31T04:30:18.350424+00:00
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Actually, the main thing I can't fucking bear is mathematics, the bane of my existence. I hate it so fucking much, I can't stand it. It is excruciatingly uninteresting. It has nothing to do with difficulty, it's simply as if I possess innate cognitive factors that have made me this way.
  18. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Lanny nigga, you should be all about them groceries, every great meal starts with great ingredients.

    better ingredients, better pizza
  19. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by mmQ What's with reddit anyway? I remember when I first joined zoklet I had a good handful of people tell me 'dude you'd love reddit, you'd fit right in you should tottally get into it.' I never did. Should I have? Would I have fit in???????????? Fucking REDDIT. PFfft. Too much traffic if you ask me. I aint into that shit familia. Trying to talk to 3000 people at once isn't my thing.

    your one liners would fit in i think, lots of karma
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wish someone on this site could just fuckin8g come at mme like a normal person. I have asked COUNTLESS great questions but everyone thinks I'm joshing around. Kinda sad tbh.

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