2017-06-03 at 11:59 PM UTC
Was there a funeral/service? How was it? Did they say they was gonna first?
2017-06-04 at 1:39 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
OH boy ya .
His name was Greg and he hung himself with a dog choke chain.
2017-06-04 at 2:08 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I used to play video games with a friend all the time on his Nintendo system, then one day his girlfriend left him, so he followed her around like a sick puppy for a few days and then offed himself on pills. His name was John.
2017-06-04 at 2:48 AM UTC
what the fuck why can i not make a thread
2017-06-04 at 2:54 AM UTC
Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
wait can we not make thredz?
2017-06-04 at 3:04 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Resistance is Futile
You will be Assimilated
We are Many, We Are One
2017-06-04 at 3:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic
lanny took away our ability to make threads
Lanny is the devil.
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2017-06-04 at 3:29 AM UTC
i always try to make people suicide but it never works
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Her name was, Roxy. She was was a plump brunette, about 5'2", with a screechy voice and fat ass.
I don't even like your posts, but this one paints a vivid picture.
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2017-06-05 at 12:24 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
About a week before he killed himself, Roxy told me she had been sleeping, and John was sleeping in the bed as well, and when she woke up he had his dick in her. She asked me if I would consider that rape. I said, well, you have been together for years... errr... is that even possible? She got a little angry and said she thought it was a violation. I told her if she thought it was a violation, then she should just tell him never to do that again. Then she says he's done it before. So I backed off and told her it was her decision, that if she felt like she was being raped, she should call the cops or leave him.
2017-06-05 at 12:29 AM UTC
fucking people in their sleep is a sure sign of necro