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Had you ever known someone who commited suicide?

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    Was there a funeral/service? How was it? Did they say they was gonna first?
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    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Only myself.
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    OH boy ya .
    His name was Greg and he hung himself with a dog choke chain.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I used to play video games with a friend all the time on his Nintendo system, then one day his girlfriend left him, so he followed her around like a sick puppy for a few days and then offed himself on pills. His name was John.
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    what the fuck why can i not make a thread
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    lanny
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    LET ME MAKE THREADS PLZ
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    wait can we not make thredz?
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    Originally posted by Nil wait can we not make thredz?

    lanny took away our ability to make threads
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Resistance is Futile
    You will be Assimilated
    We are Many, We Are One
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by greenplastic lanny took away our ability to make threads

    Lanny is the devil.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    i always try to make people suicide but it never works
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I used to play video games with a friend all the time on his Nintendo system, then one day his girlfriend left him, so he followed her around like a sick puppy for a few days and then offed himself on pills. His name was John.

    No offense but it sounds like your friend was probably sick before she left him
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    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I used to play video games with a friend all the time on his Nintendo system, then one day his girlfriend left him, so he followed her around like a sick puppy for a few days and then offed himself on pills. His name was John.

    I wonder what he found while following her.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by SBTlauien I wonder what he found while following her.

    I was with him. He came and picked me up in his car. I guess I was the only real friend he had. We drove by her house, but she wasn't there, of course. I tried to get through to him, to the effect he was a great guy and there were many other fish in the sea, but he was having none of it. After about an hour of driving around, he seemed resigned and suddenly glum, and said he would drop me off at my home, which he did. That was last time I saw him alive. Two days later, I was informed he had taken his own life by consuming a large amount of pills.
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    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I was with him. He came and picked me up in his car. I guess I was the only real friend he had. We drove by her house, but she wasn't there, of course. I tried to get through to him, to the effect he was a great guy and there were many other fish in the sea, but he was having none of it. After about an hour of driving around, he seemed resigned and suddenly glum, and said he would drop me off at my home, which he did. That was last time I saw him alive. Two days later, I was informed he had taken his own life by consuming a large amount of pills.

    What did the girl look like?
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by SBTlauien What did the girl look like?

    Her name was, Roxy. She was was a plump brunette, about 5'2", with a screechy voice and fat ass.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Her name was, Roxy. She was was a plump brunette, about 5'2", with a screechy voice and fat ass.

    I don't even like your posts, but this one paints a vivid picture.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    About a week before he killed himself, Roxy told me she had been sleeping, and John was sleeping in the bed as well, and when she woke up he had his dick in her. She asked me if I would consider that rape. I said, well, you have been together for years... errr... is that even possible? She got a little angry and said she thought it was a violation. I told her if she thought it was a violation, then she should just tell him never to do that again. Then she says he's done it before. So I backed off and told her it was her decision, that if she felt like she was being raped, she should call the cops or leave him.
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    fucking people in their sleep is a sure sign of necro
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