Another example of the hilarity of existence. Say, for example, some person happens to be walking down the street for whatever reason, and in happenstance sees a pretty flower that looks really really pretty. they look at it. admire it. covet it.
its on someone elses property, no one is watching, and their blissful ignorance blocks out the fact that cameras are so pervasive in todays society. their blissful ignorance kicks up a few notches when their under developed sense of self-preservation, decayed by generations of soft living by their ancestors, is enhanced by their over developed sense of self worth and entitlement. its such a pretty, pretty flower, and after all, they deserve it more than the person whos property its on, right? the person who painstakingly sprouted it from a tiny seed...spent countless hours carefully hand-picking the ravenous bugs from its leaves...meticulously trimmed necrotic foliage...religiously fed, watered, and sprayed it with various agricultural nutrients and chemicals to ensure its health and vitality. of course they deserve it more. that being the case, they rip the pretty, pretty flower from its stalk and merrily go about their stroll, thinking no other thoughts than how happy they are to have the pretty, pretty flower.
their blissful ignorance leaves them totally oblivious to the fact that if the person whos property that pretty, pretty flower was on had caught them, he would have thrown them down on the hard, unyielding, 16-inch-thick concrete sidewalk, grasped a handful of the hair on their pretty little head, and repeatedly bashed their skull onto the sidewalk until their brains were exposed...then left the carcass there for the next unwary traveler to discover. or the local wildlife to snack upon...whichever came first.
Originally posted by infinityshock
Another example of the hilarity of existence. Say, for example, some person happens to be walking down the street for whatever reason, and in happenstance sees a pretty flower that looks really really pretty. they look at it. admire it. covet it.
its on someone elses property, no one is watching, and their blissful ignorance blocks out the fact that cameras are so pervasive in todays society. their blissful ignorance kicks up a few notches when their under developed sense of self-preservation, decayed by generations of soft living by their ancestors, is enhanced by their over developed sense of self worth and entitlement. its such a pretty, pretty flower, and after all, they deserve it more than the person whos property its on, right? the person who painstakingly sprouted it from a tiny seed…spent countless hours carefully hand-picking the ravenous bugs from its leaves…meticulously trimmed necrotic foliage…religiously fed, watered, and sprayed it with various agricultural nutrients and chemicals to ensure its health and vitality. of course they deserve it more. that being the case, they rip the pretty, pretty flower from its stalk and merrily go about their stroll, thinking no other thoughts than how happy they are to have the pretty, pretty flower.
their blissful ignorance leaves them totally oblivious to the fact that if the person whos property that pretty, pretty flower was on had caught them, he would have thrown them down on the hard, unyielding, 16-inch-thick concrete sidewalk, grasped a handful of the hair on their pretty little head, and repeatedly bashed their skull onto the sidewalk until their brains were exposed…then left the carcass there for the next unwary traveler to discover. or the local wildlife to snack upon…whichever came first.
Well in all honesty I'm glad no one's brain/cranium got turned into a broken bowl of spaghetti..if it would make you feel better I'd imagine it being a toddler who didn't know any better and if not imagine sniping an immigrant.
Originally posted by RestStop
Well in all honesty I'm glad no one's brain/cranium got turned into a broken bowl of spaghetti..if it would make you feel better I'd imagine it being a toddler who didn't know any better and if not imagine sniping an immigrant.
no, its was a little pissant more than old enough to know better. early/mid teen
