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why is isis so bad at what they do?

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    So probably ISIS bombed an Ariana Grande concert, killed 19 and injured 50 people. Apparently the security didn't check anyone's bags so people could just bring in like however much explosives and weapons they wanted. But at a crowded setting like a concert you could probably throw a hand grenade and cause almost that much damage. You'd think the worlds scariest terror organization would be able to organize something a little more devastating, wouldn't you? I mean even just one backpack full of explosives can fit enough power to kill a shitload of people.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    they're extremely effective

    in terms of attacks outside Libya, Iraq and Syria (now also Afghanistan and to some extent Indonesia) they usually aren't directly affiliated, people independently run attacks and say it was for ISIS or there's no official culpability so ISIS takes responsibility for press
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    Because its actually the US government running it and everyone knows they're terrible at everything they do
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It was pretty weak. 19 people fucking PATHETIC. Doesn't anyone just have a goddamned serious bomb?

    'Bombing at Ariana Grande concert kills entire attending crowd of 68,400, thousands of others within proximity. Ariana confirmed alive with minor injuries.'

    Fucking 19. Pfft
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    Fucking incompetents couldn't even kill Ariana Grande, that stupid bitch.
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    ISIS are hideously ineffective at all their military endeavours. But they're great at marketing, and puffing out their chest.
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    Originally posted by mmQ Ariana confirmed alive with minor injuries

    Leaving Ariana Grande alive is the queen piece of ISIS's attempts to destroy the American fabric.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon ISIS are hideously ineffective at all their military endeavours. But they're great at marketing, and puffing out their chest.

    they're nowhere near a regular army but they've come up with some interesting tactics and the core group is obviously well-trained and now highly experienced - when they first became a problem they overran a bunch of Iraqi bases (largely through the Iraqi forces being told to retreat, but eh) and took their hardware. tanks, artillery and APCs that the Iraqi army needed 6-12 months training for were integrated into their attacks within 24 hours.

    yeah, their real strength is in their marketing though. from the beginning they gave western media all the grotesque war porn they could ask for, and in return all that attention got them floods of foreign fighters in the form of disaffected muslim youths in western countries... I guess that's their problem though. They have very few real 'soldiers', most of their army was amphetamine-fueled rapists and power junkies, and when Russia and Iran started helping the SAA turn the tide they realised they weren't invulnerable and that there was a very good chance they were going to die
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    Isn't ISIS mostly composed of Baathists who were banned by our fucktarded coalition force from entering the government again on any level? We basically forced all of Iraq's good administrative talent into ISIS lol.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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    By the way as far as marketing goes, that's my field... And ISIS have been experts at marketing their despicable filth.
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    Originally posted by aldra

    We should just make a religion of peas and invoke it to make great chicken pot pie.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Isn't ISIS mostly composed of Baathists who were banned by our fucktarded coalition force from entering the government again on any level? We basically forced all of Iraq's good administrative talent into ISIS lol.

    lolyeah, that wasn't explicitly ISIS though, just general rebel militias. I would guess ISIS and Al-Nusra both got a good number of them
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon By the way as far as marketing goes, that's my field… And ISIS have been experts at marketing their despicable filth.

    I wonder if they made hard copies of Dabiq, would that be worth collecting? like a stamp but cooler.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it'd legit be worth a lot of money in a few years, but extremely likely to get your door kicked in before that


    Originally posted by Captain Falcon We should just make a religion of peas and invoke it to make great chicken pot pie.


    Pork Be Upon Him
  16. #16
    They could get a lot of and revenue to fund their war from publishing Dabiq.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    not really related but it came to mind thinking about ISIS selling stuff to raise funds

    early on the war the rebels apparently took a government storage facility that was full of old WWII German weapons, probably from Rommel's Afrika Korps:

    http://www.forgottenweapons.com/syrian-sturmgewehr-cache/

    so they were actually fighting with mint Sturmgewehrs on the frontlines for a while; could've sold them for a small fortune if they weren't total spastics
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    ISIS was taking land very fast early on in the war, it was scary
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