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WWYD if you heard knocking on one of your windows in the middle of the night?

  1. #1
    you heard five knocks on one of your windows... what do you do ?
  2. #2
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Go see what nigger is waking me up in the middle of the night. If it's a faggot in a ghost costume then I'd just go back to bed and call the cops if they keep it but, but I'd hope it's some qt trying to relive a highschool tryst.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    empty a few magazines through the wall and window

    go back to bed

    let the local wildlife clean up whatever it was
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You'd need a white magic witch doctor for that.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    i'd pistol whip that bitches ass
  6. #6
    empty a few magazines through the wall and window

    go back to bed

    let the local wildlife clean up whatever it was
    Sure you would rabbit, sure you would.
  7. #7
    Sharpie Houston
    you heard knocks on one of your windows… what do you do ?

    This actually happened to me one night...

    I grabbed my pistol and cautiously peered outside.
    It was my buddy's wife, lol....she came over at 3am, because my buddy had ran from the cops, and went on some 4x4 trails....where he got himself stuck, so she was coming over to ask, if I would go and pull him out.

    But before that, when I saw it was her and answered the door, I told her, you know thats a good way to get shot. She replied with, "Yeah I know, the only thing running through my head on my way over here was GOD I hope he doesn't shoot me".
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Sure you would , sure you would.

    congratulations

    the first time you ever posted anything that was accurate and correct
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    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Obliterate them
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I would say 'who the fuck are you' and if I don't recognize the voice, I flick the safety off. This is our family tradition, to verbally ID yourself so dad doesn't put a hole in you, sneaking in late at night.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I would say 'who the fuck are you' and if I don't recognize the voice, I flick the safety off. This is our family tradition, to verbally ID yourself so dad doesn't put a hole in you, sneaking in late at night.


    sounds sounds really nice of you, fam =)
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    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I would grab my pistol for sure. I keep it on my headboard, so it's right there.
  13. #13
    i would ask the nigga how hes flying and teach me plz
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