2015-10-31 at 10:45 PM UTC
[please delete this thread, thanks. :p ]
2015-11-01 at 4:14 AM UTC
High liter in butthole shud do the trick
2015-11-01 at 8:36 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Just go with alcohol withdrawal.. I doubt they'd let you stay over unless you could fake extreme severity. I'm sure they'd probably just give you some librium and put you on a substance dependence list.
2015-11-01 at 4:08 PM UTC
a stroke should work
use a hypodermic syringe to inject a few CCs of some sort of semi-viscous foreign liquid into your carotid artery.
motor oil should do the trick