Whats an easy to fake injury?

1. 2015-10-31 at 10:45 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   [please delete this thread, thanks. :p ]
2. 2015-10-31 at 11:35 PM UTC

   #2
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   .380 to the forehead.
3. 2015-11-01 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   High liter in butthole shud do the trick
4. 2015-11-01 at 8:36 AM UTC

   #4
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Just go with alcohol withdrawal.. I doubt they'd let you stay over unless you could fake extreme severity. I'm sure they'd probably just give you some librium and put you on a substance dependence list.
5. 2015-11-01 at 4:08 PM UTC

   #5
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   a stroke should work
   
   use a hypodermic syringe to inject a few CCs of some sort of semi-viscous foreign liquid into your carotid artery.
   
   motor oil should do the trick
6. 2015-11-03 at 3:48 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   .380 to the forehead.

   
   Best suggestion.