happiness...

1. 2017-05-07 at 5:34 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   happiness is sticking your dick in something then when it comes out it smells better than it did when it went in.
   
   not that any of you faggots would know, considering the only thing your dicks have ever been in make noises like a Fisher price farm animal see-and-say.
2. 2017-05-07 at 5:36 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   you fuck perfume bottles?
3. 2017-05-07 at 5:39 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dargo you fuck perfume bottles?

   
   I would if they had fuzz around the hole and made loud moaning noises when I thrust
4. 2017-05-07 at 5:39 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock I would if they had fuzz around the hole and made loud moaning noises when I thrust

   
   that would make their stupid fragrance commercials tolerable at least.
5. 2017-05-07 at 6:53 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   happiness is knowing you've made your final post on the internet.
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   • RestStop
6. 2017-05-07 at 11:02 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   also known as a gay old time.
7. 2017-05-07 at 12:23 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   bill 'fruity tooty' the cat
8. 2017-05-07 at 1:04 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby bill 'fruity tooty' the cat

   
   Moar lyke Snoopy the Beagle.
9. 2017-05-07 at 1:05 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
10. 2017-05-07 at 1:13 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by infinityshock happiness is sticking your dick in something then when it comes out it smells better than it did when it went in.

    
    I sure hope you've never worked in food prep
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    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2017-05-07 at 2:29 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra I sure hope you've never worked in food prep

    
    I remember back in band camp we were making watermelon...
12. 2017-05-07 at 3:10 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock I remember back in band camp we were making watermelon…

    proof your s a ecreit muslim
13. 2017-05-07 at 5:26 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ITT: zill ze zat zadmits zer zick iz zmall
14. 2017-05-07 at 5:27 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You zaid it
15. 2017-05-07 at 5:41 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    what a fucking fagot