The plight of the marijuana dealer

1. 2017-05-07 at 12:06 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This is the live action tale of the worst dope deal ever.
   
   I met a girl on Facebook.. Da na na na.. She was looking for trees.. Da na na na. I phoned her up and now I'm trying to weigh out her weed.
   
   I had no scales so I just picked up some cheap pocket scales. I have a half oz on me I need to weigh her out a Q for $50. We are both on foot.
   
   I am the worst dealer ever lolz I'm walking around the hood with bundy and weed and I'm gonna weigh it outside.. Fuck it
2. 2017-05-07 at 12:10 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Dispensaries are pretty much where all the weed comes from here...I think.
   
   Post last edited by Actor at 2017-05-07T00:12:28.963229+00:00
3. 2017-05-07 at 12:37 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I get it from the mountains.. Trying to build a client base my phone is at 12% she hasn't texted me in an hour. I bought two beer.
   
   I weighed out her weed.
   
   I'm kinda looking for tech and a hooker, might get a pizza. 10% now she better hurry up
4. 2017-05-07 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   lace her weed with crushed up bundy
5. 2017-05-07 at 12:57 AM UTC

   #5
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Apple IPhone+Dodge Ram w/ the Hemi = instant trap God success.
6. 2017-05-07 at 1:05 AM UTC

   #6
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Run around town with a sack of rocks, Polo shirt with the matching socks
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7. 2017-05-07 at 1:07 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Go home, smoke the weed, shitposting, play games, stay safe, save $$$
8. 2017-05-07 at 1:12 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   make a bowl of stew that is not new, so you can feed a shrew to a jedi
9. 2017-05-07 at 1:19 AM UTC

   #9
   RestStop Space Nigga
   If the shard is not hard, a nigga go full retard
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   • Lanny
10. 2017-05-07 at 1:21 AM UTC

    #10
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    paids me for a half nit he omly gave me a q
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    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2017-05-07 at 1:21 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It was a no go lads I walked all he way to 7-11 and weighed her weed in broad daylight outside, she texted me "oh I thought you werent gonna show up so I just went to my buddys, can you meet me annother 20 blocks lol?"
    
    I bought two brews, chugged one and walked home. Oh well its only $50, my mom was surprised I put so much effort into one sale, im all about customer service, my female customers love me but I have walked all day , I cant do any more. I got scales now though.
    
    I'm gonna go get a pizza and drink this other beer, god bless lads.
    
    

    Originally posted by bling bling paids me for a half nit he omly gave me a q

    
    LOL h8 that bullshit
12. 2017-05-07 at 1:23 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
13. 2017-05-07 at 1:24 AM UTC

    #13
    RestStop Space Nigga
    In all seriousness is getting a car not feasible? I mean it would be infinitely easier to deal with a set of wheels..
14. 2017-05-07 at 1:24 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    sucks to be her I was gonna give her 7.5 for $50 now im just gonna smoke it all lolololol
    
    
    

    Originally posted by RestStop In all seriousness is getting a car not feasible? I mean it would be infinitely easier to deal with a set of wheels..

    
    I would get a license and vehicle but I have a full time job and my mom yells at me for missing work.
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    • RestStop, 
    • bling bling
15. 2017-05-07 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #15
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    smoke the hole plant at onece
16. 2017-05-07 at 1:48 AM UTC

    #16
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    she bought 8 zips but only got 4 draws
17. 2017-05-07 at 1:51 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    im gonna get a pizza and smoke theese 2 joints i rolled rfuckj the btch
18. 2017-05-07 at 2:07 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump im gonna get a pizza and smoke theese 2 joints i rolled rfuckj the btch

    
    Pineapple 🍍?
19. 2017-05-07 at 2:14 AM UTC

    #19
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Have you ever had alliGAYtor pizza?
20. 2017-05-07 at 2:15 AM UTC

    #20
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wtf