2017-05-01 at 4:19 PM UTC
What do you think of this? Theres plenty of local sluts to fuck but if you want quality over quantity online is the place to be.
There are so many underaged cuties crawling around the cyberworld and all you have to do is sweet talk them and move a few states and you have a perfect wife material.
I'm seriously thinking about it. All the girls in my city/country can suck a bag of dicks I found a Donald trump lover and she likes me a lot!
2017-05-01 at 4:27 PM UTC
I've tried long distance shit before and believe me it's never worth it, in any situation ever. Don't do it.
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2017-05-01 at 4:33 PM UTC
To clarify in my case it wasn't someone I met on the internet. That's for fucking losers. We had an in-person relationship first that turned into long distance.
2017-05-01 at 6:59 PM UTC
But we Skype together every night
2017-05-01 at 11:02 PM UTC
My cousin flew in a nigga from California. Not a blood nigga, but a young white dude with gauges in his ears nigga. It's funny cuz it's kinga like a reverse Hamp stunt for those that remember the story. Except dude is staying with my cousin and her parents instead of going home. Oh, and she's pregnant.
At least, she didn't struck by lightning.
2017-05-02 at 12:13 AM UTC
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2017-05-02 at 12:54 AM UTC
Shes a lot of fun to talk to.
2017-05-02 at 10:15 PM UTC
Scrawny, she likes you because she has zero idea the shithead you are in real life. That's seriously the only reason online relationships 'work'.
2017-05-02 at 10:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by HampTheToker
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Basically a cougar, amirite?
Nah that's ok. I mean it would be a more scandalous story if she'd been underage.
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2017-05-05 at 11:06 AM UTC
if you cant stick your dick in it...it's not worth it
