Cat PI fred

1. 2017-04-20 at 3:46 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ITT thread we dox each other's cats.
2. 2017-04-20 at 4:06 PM UTC

   #2
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   ITT you shut your boring popcorn hole
3. 2017-04-20 at 4:15 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So are you gonna show us your fucking pussy or what
4. 2017-04-20 at 5:04 PM UTC

   #4
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Fuck cats
   
   *sorry Project Pat and Malice*
5. 2017-04-20 at 5:06 PM UTC

   #5
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL ITT you shut your boring popcorn hole

   
   popcorn hole my ass...747s could navigate that fucking cavern.
6. 2017-04-20 at 5:08 PM UTC

   #6
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by infinityshock popcorn hole my ass…747s could navigate that fucking cavern.

   
   Probably the ugliest person I've ever seen.
7. 2017-04-20 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #7
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Fuck cats
   
   *sorry Project Pat and Malice*

   
   Someone obv has pussy issues.
8. 2017-04-20 at 5:14 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Ajax Someone obv has pussy issues.

   
   They're fucking filthy. Piss all over the place, always stuffing their face, when they take a fresh shit it stinks to high heaven. Fur all over your clothes and place. Fuck breathing cat fur. Fuck cats. Fuck them little guys.
9. 2017-04-20 at 5:50 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by -SpectraL They're fucking filthy.

   They are constantly bathing themselves, very clean animals.

   Piss all over the place,

   If they aren't retarded they do the exact opposite and piss in the one and only same place, every time.

   always stuffing their face,

   You literally decide when your cat gets to eat. If it's eating too much you give it less foodz.

   when they take a fresh shit it stinks to high heaven.

   And yours is lavender and honeydew scented I presume?They make deodorizing litter and little tents to contain any smell. I keep mine in the closet by the front door, can't smell a thing.

   Fur all over your clothes and place.

   indeed

   Fuck breathing cat fur.

   
   I'm picturing a man with a silver tie collecting his feline friend's furs and frizzles until they are clumped together tightly they resemble the size of a vagina and the vaginal REGION. He works diligently to create an artificial set of working lungs powered by light which he accordingly plants inside the fur pussy, lastly this most literal man lets out a peculiar sigh as he undoes his buckle and reads the comment on his screen again, 'fuck breathing cat fur.' As always, the Gods have commanded and the silver-tied man complies.
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   • The Self Taught Man
10. 2017-04-20 at 5:54 PM UTC

    #10
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    And the way they're so damned needy for attention. It's like having a two-year-old kid nipping at your heels all day.
11. 2017-04-20 at 5:57 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Absolutely B O G G L E D
12. 2017-04-20 at 8:47 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My cat is a rat
13. 2017-04-20 at 10:34 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    SpectraL has more serious issues than even myself or my handler ever could have imagined.
14. 2017-04-21 at 1 AM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    You people ever think of what we could accomplish as a unified force of nature?
    Na never mind just keep snappen at each other.
    This world is fucked anyway.
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    • The Self Taught Man
15. 2017-04-21 at 4:38 AM UTC

    #15
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by -SpectraL And the way they're so damned needy for attention. It's like having a two-year-old kid nipping at your heels all day.

    
    Wuh? That applies far more to dogs. Most cats are pretty aloof and independent, in my experience.