2020-02-24 at 7:57 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Im going to bed first and then when my landlord brings another inspector by I am going to call her a cunt again.
After that I hope to go to the BMV.
I might go to work.
I need to buy fake pee today too.
2020-02-24 at 8:02 AM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
what did u eat for dinner
2020-02-24 at 3:53 PM UTC
Why do you need to buy fake pee?
2020-02-24 at 4:07 PM UTC
Why do you think? Because our drug culture sucks!
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2020-02-24 at 4:20 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
hey little arnie, since you go to walmart all the time and you're a cheap skate I'm going to suggest something thats actually decent for the price in the frozen isle they have the great value meat loaf with mashed potatoes and it actually has the sauce on the beat loaf and gravy on the potatoes, for like 1.80 in my hood probably cheaper where you live.
But also brah, get some drumsticks for like 5 dollars and some shake and bake, and boil up some pasta and poor yourself some pure leaf tea. I'm sure shell and you would enjoy it. KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID!
2020-02-24 at 4:30 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
i need a good day too.. i think i might hit up the asian massage parlor again... one of the employees daughter has great hand precision when it comes to giving old-fashions.
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2020-02-24 at 4:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
his new job. even though he's legally scribed. If I was him I'd just drink a gallon of water so you're pissing clear, its always worked for me except that one time.. but I'm super skinny
If its an important job he shouldnt try synthetic pee. They can detect a lot of it now.
I just froze a bunch of my clean pee and vacuum sealed it into little 4 oz packages, tossed it in the mixcrowave for 12 sec every morning before the methadone clinic and then put it in my pocket with a reusable hand warmer and a tiny infrared thermometer. I passed drug tests for a year off one batch of frozen pee lol.
Then again i was jjust very dedicated to being a scumbag and taking shortcuts.
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2020-02-24 at 4:57 PM UTC
i used a tiny length of surgical tubing the one time i had to do it observed but yeah....he should probably just reapply later or pound water.
I mean on the plus side hes soskinny that theres not much fat to trap the thc, so he can prolly piss clean in a week or so.
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
Don't WE ALL? come on dude..I wish and deserve to have one happy ending a week? but does it happen?? Next to never. Good luck though dude.
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2020-02-24 at 5:11 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by CASPER
i used a tiny length of surgical tubing the one time i had to do it observed but yeah….he should probably just reapply later or pound water.
I mean on the plus side hes soskinny that theres not much fat to trap the thc, so he can prolly piss clean in a week or so.
weeel you're pretty crafty but that shit wouldn't fly with what I had to do, they literally have three mirrors by the urinal. there was one time I totally wasn't smoking weed but I was on the color system and they made me come in when I was not drinking and I was shaking really bad and couldnt piss even though I drank a bunch of water and the gont was like whats wrong with you man are you nervous because you're hiding something and I didn't want to say oh im shaking because I'm an alcoholic. I wasted like four of their piss cups because I couldn't go, eventually I just forced it out and literally shit myself and passed. I just went and took my panties off and hung them on the stall and drove home, I was so pissed.
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2020-02-24 at 5:43 PM UTC
Human life is so trivial and boring
2020-02-24 at 6:23 PM UTC
Indeed. I did a drug test a couple days ago and the dopctor called me today and said "You were right, haha, the broad spectrum cbd oil made you test positive for thc, but you passed for everything else". She's pretty smart and I like her but fortunately she's pretty gullible too.
I was kinda nervous i might test positive for cocaine because I have a lot of residue on my nightstand and I lick antioestrogen powder off a scale I also used to weigh crack, but it didn't matter.
2020-02-24 at 6:30 PM UTC
Also, fona only use fake pee if it's an instant test. If it goes to a lab do not use it period. Even then you have to use a handwarmer to get it warm and if there's a chance it isn't then you have to have to have clean piss anyway so there's really no point unless you want to keep applying to jobs until you finally find one that uses instant cups.
