I need a good day today.

1. 2020-02-24 at 7:39 PM UTC

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   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby weeel you're pretty crafty but that shit wouldn't fly with what I had to do, they literally have three mirrors by the urinal. there was one time I totally wasn't smoking weed but I was on the color system and they made me come in when I was not drinking and I was shaking really bad and couldnt piss even though I drank a bunch of water and the gont was like whats wrong with you man are you nervous because you're hiding something and I didn't want to say oh im shaking because I'm an alcoholic. I wasted like four of their piss cups because I couldn't go, eventually I just forced it out and literally shit myself and passed. I just went and took my panties off and hung them on the stall and drove home, I was so pissed.

   
   rofl. I can imagine shitting myself trying to piss in front of a parole officer, and yelling YOU HAPPY NOW??!