If you woke up with an entirely new face

1. 2017-02-09 at 6:11 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   How would you proceed?
2. 2017-02-09 at 6:14 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Depends on the face.
   
3. 2017-02-09 at 6:30 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ^yes it depends on the face. and if at the end of the day it changed back to your original face.
   
   I would go around punching people in the face / back of the head that have hurt my feelings in the past
4. 2017-02-09 at 7:40 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Get a gram of meth and a razor blade and cut that fucker up until I look like my old self.
5. 2017-02-09 at 9:24 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by RisiR Depends on the face.

   
   MY FACE
6. 2017-02-09 at 9:33 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by mmQ MY FACE

   
   then i'd kill myself
7. 2017-02-09 at 9:37 PM UTC

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   snab_snib African Astronaut
   if you woke up as a giant cockroach, how would you get to work on time???
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2017-02-09 at 9:40 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   nobody wants to look like the babadook, thats actually back when mq was a pretty boy
   
   
   
   
9. 2017-02-09 at 10:01 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ MY FACE

   
   Honest to Gawd tha Lawd, I thought about typing "Is it yours in my case?" and then I thought about the impact it would have on my life and came to the conclusion that it would mostly be awkward for everyone but me so yea.... FACE/OFF 2 WHEN?
10. 2017-02-09 at 10:05 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by snab_snib if you woke up as a giant cockroach, how would you get to work on time???

    
    Finish on top, bro. That's your only good post and it won't get better from here.
11. 2017-02-09 at 10:15 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby then i'd kill myself

    
    Ha-ho didn't see that one coming! Zing!
12. 2017-02-09 at 11:30 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by mmQ Ha-ho didn't see that one coming! Zing!

    
    kill urself faggot
    
    lol jk
13. 2017-02-09 at 11:45 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'd be like, "AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Wtf?!?!!".
14. 2017-02-10 at 2:47 AM UTC

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    Dissociator African Astronaut
    it happens after every sniffyline nosehole biomimetic gel binge im used to it
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
15. 2017-02-10 at 3:24 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Kill myself
    
    Granted, I'm going to do that regardless of if my face is changed or not
16. 2017-02-10 at 3:34 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh man I had hoped this thread would produce much more lengthy insightful conversation regarding face.
17. 2017-02-10 at 7:09 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    faec
18. 2017-02-10 at 5:25 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Despite how shocked and incredulous it might make you feel, you will eventually have to man up and face it.
19. 2017-02-10 at 5:27 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Faic
20. 2017-02-10 at 6:32 PM UTC

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    cerakote African Astronaut
    c