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Partial list of animalia confirmed to have naturally occurring homosexuality

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL How many kids do you have around the city? More than the pool cleaning guy?
    If I have any kids, they arent likely in my city. In fact there is just one girl ever that I think I could've impregnated that might've had my kid and I have no idea. She would be half native American half me. I am 99% sure it didn't happen though.
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ If I have any kids, they arent likely in my city. In fact there is just one girl ever that I think I could've impregnated that might've had my kid and I have no idea. She would be half native American half me. I am 99% sure it didn't happen though.

    In 20 years, a man will come knocking on your door and announce he is your son.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL In 20 years, a man will come knocking on your door and announce he is your son.

    I'll be dead. Awkward!
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ I'll be dead. Awkward!

    No, you won't. You''ll still be alive when your child comes knocking, but yes, it will be awkward, until you both hug.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL No, you won't. You''ll still be alive when your child comes knocking, but yes, it will be awkward, until you both hug.

    I'll do a reverse hug to make sure it remains awkward.
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ I'll do a reverse hug to make sure it remains awkward.

    Sounds like an accidental kiss just waiting to happen.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Sounds like an accidental kiss just waiting to happen.

    It's like a dual power reach around
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ It's like a dual power reach around

    If you're both hugging and you both reach around, you'll just be grabbing your own asses.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If you're both hugging and you both reach around, you'll just be grabbing your own asses.

    I said reverse hug...
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ I said reverse hug…

    Wait, I thought a reverse hug is when two men both lean in the same direction to hug.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Wait, I thought a reverse hug is when two men both lean in the same direction to hug.

    I was thinking two PEOPLE of any gender standing ass to ass and then reaching their arms behind and around one another.
  12. Originally posted by Narc Then they're as bigger faggots as you are then.


    .

    And natural faggots how God made em, just like me
  13. Originally posted by mmQ I was thinking two PEOPLE of any gender standing ass to ass and then reaching their arms behind and around one another.

    Instead of wrapping arms you wrap cheeks
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ I was thinking two PEOPLE of any gender standing ass to ass and then reaching their arms behind and around one another.

    oic

    See, with my one, there's ends up with the real possibility of an accidental kiss.
  15. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace And natural faggots how God made em, just like me

    There's natural donkey fuckers and pedophiles too. Doesn't make you special.
  16. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace And natural faggots how God made em, just like me

    hes just too embarrased to have you recalled.
  17. Originally posted by Splam There's natural donkey fuckers and pedophiles too. Doesn't make you special.

    Wrong. That is unnatural.

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny hes just too embarrased to have you recalled.

    God doesn't get embarrassed
  18. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Wrong. That is unnatural.

    Nothing unnatural about interspecies sex.
    https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/he-was-humping-it-it-was-so-bizarre-exposing-the-aberrant-nature-of-a-sea-otters-sex-life

    None of the dogs fell for it then, but a couple of days later, the Kidders saw one of the dogs, Tuk, floating in the water — drowned. Whiskers was there, too, copulating with the carcass while parading past the other two wildly barking dogs.
  19. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace God doesn't get embarrassed

    he does with you.
  20. Originally posted by Splam Nothing unnatural about interspecies sex.
    https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/he-was-humping-it-it-was-so-bizarre-exposing-the-aberrant-nature-of-a-sea-otters-sex-life

    Notice how that article is about how bizarre and uncommon it is
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