Haircut

2017-02-08 at 7:35 PM UTC

#1

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

How's your hair nigga? What's your barber like? How much do you spend ? How often do you go?.

My hair is getting shaggy so I'm gonna go this weekend. I'm gonna ask them to make me look like Donald trump.

My barber is a Vietnamese lady on the strip, I pay $20 every 3-4 months.

I'm probably just gonna start shaving my head after this.

2017-02-08 at 7:43 PM UTC

#2

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I just grow my hair down to my back and then donate it to Locks of Love. Srs. I hate haircuts. I've done this four times now. It's gonna be time for another haircut next month or so.

2017-02-08 at 8 PM UTC

#3

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Yea mines getting pretty shaggy too, I need to shave it all off at some point. I'm a poor nigga tho. I used to get my mate to shave it but the clippers went flying out the window one time during an argument with his gf

2017-02-08 at 8:07 PM UTC

#4

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

I just let it grow until it gets in the way and cut it myself or get a friend/family member to cut it, not like I care what anyone thinks

2017-02-08 at 8:12 PM UTC

#5

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I thought you didn't have friends?

It seems like a waste to spend £7 to get it shaved off in a barbers

2017-02-08 at 8:53 PM UTC

#6

Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

Originally posted by reject I thought you didn't have friends?

I meant in the past, takes a while to grow and all.

2017-02-08 at 10:51 PM UTC

#7

HampTheToker African Astronaut

I started balding at 18. Eventually, I said "fuck it" and started shaving my head. I mean, you might as well commit to it.

2017-02-08 at 11 PM UTC

#8

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

i go to a gentlemans club and get my haircut from one girl and one girl only or I go to finleys. I actually went to get my haircut yesterday, just my nape cleaned up. They give you beer and a massage and put rose water on your neck

check out this guy, they fuck up his epic beard and the dude looks like he's gonna cry lol

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2017-02-08 at 11:21 PM UTC

#9

Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

My barbershop is run by a Lebanese family. Costs 20 dollars. I would like to get my hair cut every 2 weeks but that usually doesn't happen.

2017-02-08 at 11:23 PM UTC

#10

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

One of those just opened up in my city too ^ I call them hipster beard shops but they are pretty dope.

I'd rather pay a white hipster than some immigrant.

2017-02-08 at 11:30 PM UTC

#11

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Me mum's a hairstylist so I get it done from her for free whenever I want. In fact I've only had my hair cut by 4 other people in my life and they were all during periods of incarceration.

2017-02-08 at 11:42 PM UTC

#12

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby i go to a gentlemans club and get my haircut from one girl and one girl only or I go to finleys. I actually went to get my haircut yesterday, just my nape cleaned up. They give you beer and a massage and put rose water on your neck

check out this guy, they fuck up his epic beard and the dude looks like he's gonna cry lol

The Hipster levels in this video are off the chart. The internet would break if this just had a craft beer in the shot.

2017-02-09 at 12:01 AM UTC

#13

mmQ Lisa Turtle

"Join the religious cult with me man. They're gonna give you a free haircut."

"It's not gonna be one of those weird haircuts is i-?"

"IT'S GONNA BE A FUCKING HAIRCUT. YOU SAID YOU NEEDED A HAIRCUT THEY'RE GONNA CUT YOUR FUCKING HAIR!!"

2017-02-09 at 12:20 AM UTC

#14

infinityshock Black Hole

i used to get it cut by my ex-gf, but she stopped putting out...so i stopped going to her

then i went to a chick who i was trying to get into the panties of. she'd consistently lean her tit/tits on my back or shoulders (as in...full, prolonged contact...not just a brush or rub) now she lives with some air-force major who is an uber-bottom (literally...she's told me she's used a strap-on on him several times)

now i have an electric shaver and every couple of weeks i just shave my head with a #1. no free tit rub-down...but i save $30 and dont have to keep checking my calendar for my appointments.

2017-02-09 at 1:29 AM UTC

#15

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by infinityshock i used to get it cut by my ex-gf, but she stopped putting out…so i stopped going to her

then i went to a chick who i was trying to get into the panties of. she'd consistently lean her tit/tits on my back or shoulders (as in…full, prolonged contact…not just a brush or rub) now she lives with some air-force major who is an uber-bottom (literally…she's told me she's used a strap-on on him several times)

now i have an electric shaver and every couple of weeks i just shave my head with a #1. no free tit rub-down…but i save $30 and dont have to keep checking my calendar for my appointments.

post pics of your ugly haircut faggot

2017-02-09 at 6:20 AM UTC

#16

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

I shave it down to a 0 every time it gets long enough that I actually have to do something with it

2017-02-09 at 6:28 AM UTC

#17

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

the donald trump cut is pretty rad, its like a surfer/play boy/(feathered on the sides cut), but I'm simple so I get the derek jeter

2017-02-09 at 6:32 AM UTC

#18

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump One of those just opened up in my city too ^ I call them hipster beard shops but they are pretty dope.

I'd rather pay a white hipster than some immigrant.

get a duck haircut bromo

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2017-02-09 at 6:37 AM UTC

#19

Semiazas Tuskegee Airman

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump How's your hair nigga? What's your barber like? How much do you spend ? How often do you go?.

My hair is getting shaggy so I'm gonna go this weekend. I'm gonna ask them to make me look like Donald trump.

My barber is a Vietnamese lady on the strip, I pay $20 every 3-4 months.

I'm probably just gonna start shaving my head after this.

Same, but a mexican lady.

2017-02-09 at 6:37 AM UTC

#20

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by mmQ "Join the religious cult with me man. They're gonna give you a free haircut."

"It's not gonna be one of those weird haircuts is i-?"

"IT'S GONNA BE A FUCKING HAIRCUT. YOU SAID YOU NEEDED A HAIRCUT THEY'RE GONNA CUT YOUR FUCKING HAIR!!"

wtf are you talking about?

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