2020-02-17 at 10:37 PM UTC
If I were at a bar drinking at a table and a girl with her friends sat down at the same table and I causually slid my hand into her crouch and began rubbing, could this be considered sexual assault?
2020-02-17 at 10:42 PM UTC
Not necessarily. A good lawyer will get you off on mental illness.
2020-02-17 at 10:50 PM UTC
Pretty sure any lawyer could just point to your account on this forum to prove mental illness.
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2020-02-17 at 10:51 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
especially if he prints out forum threads and leaves them around town in a binder wt random.
2020-02-18 at 12:28 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
"I was trying to slide a gift card down the front of her pants"
2020-02-18 at 1:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by Misterigh
If I were at a bar drinking at a table and a girl with her friends sat down at the same table and I causually slid my hand into her crouch and began rubbing, could this be considered sexual assault?
no, because a virgin would not be at a bar, and you can't rape a woman who isn't virgin. the only question here is - where is the father, brother, or husband? the only woman that has a legitimate reason to be at a bar is a prostitute. and you can't rape a prostitute. so you're good.
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2020-02-18 at 3:24 PM UTC
All is good and it did not cost me a single goft card.
2020-02-18 at 3:48 PM UTC
I think it would matter, legally speaking, if she did or did not have a mouse trap taped to her thigh and whether or not there was bruising on your fingers.
2020-02-18 at 11:37 PM UTC
real quality thread m8
did you just get bailed out and scared now?
2020-02-19 at 4:49 AM UTC
Well it's important to know your rights. If you can get a doctor to diagnose you with aspergers or autism, it's basically a get out of jail free card in most any situation.
