DWARF FORTRESS Niggas In Space Edition

1. 2017-02-03 at 3:08 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Sounds awewome.
2. 2017-02-03 at 3:51 PM UTC

   #22
   cerakote African Astronaut
   hey, how about expanding the farm to grow baby tigers
3. 2017-02-05 at 5:34 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The merchants request these goods
   
   
   
   While expanding the farm a trog made it through the pipes. I'm gonna give two of the hookers copper swords and send them to kill this thing.
   
   
   
   
   
   One of the hookers didn't even bother to grab a sword and now the trog is cornered in the farm. Time for an ass whooping.
   
   
   
   STOP STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD
   
   
   
   I think he learned his lesson about coming into our fort
   
   
   
   The trog is unconcious in a pool of its own blood and vomit, I think I'm just gonna leave it here.
   
   
   
   Winter is almost over and fuck all has happened. NO MIGRANTS!
4. 2017-02-05 at 5:41 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Dammit I loved that peacock :(
5. 2017-02-05 at 7:35 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by reject Dammit I loved that peacock :(

   
   You're the trader now so i'll get you to order more.
   
   
6. 2017-02-05 at 8:01 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   King of the cocks
7. 2017-02-06 at 3:58 PM UTC

   #27
   cerakote African Astronaut
   ok so ive got a decent soil op going on the farm, got 10 female canna plants growing nice and bushy
   
   taking requests on what to grow next.
   
   also, if you have any seed mutagens you'd like to present to me, feel free
8. 2017-02-06 at 4:10 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Field full of Papaver Somniferum
9. 2017-02-06 at 6:17 PM UTC

   #29
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by reject Field full of Papaver Somniferum

   
   done. got 10 acres of fertile farmland being turned by a nomad tribe as we speak
   
   it pays to befriend afghan warlords
   
   everyone is allowed one kilo of pods per harvest. scron will need to have the traders bring in any equipment that you need to scrape them or process them as you see fit if you cant make it yourself.
10. 2017-02-06 at 9:36 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ay fuck you nigga I'll burn your fort to the ground
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11. 2017-02-06 at 9:38 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Ay fuck you nigga I'll burn your fort to the ground

    
    Can you make me head of the army and we'll invade and steal his drugs?
12. 2017-02-06 at 9:51 PM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Is it possible to build me a cabin a little ways away from everyone else and have me continually attempt to sabotage all of everyone's hard work? Like a bandit? I want to throw some drama in this bitch and see how far it gets without getting killed. Give me some minions too.
13. 2017-02-08 at 8:45 AM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    bump
14. 2017-02-08 at 1:11 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Discount Whore Is it possible to build me a cabin a little ways away from everyone else and have me continually attempt to sabotage all of everyone's hard work? Like a bandit? I want to throw some drama in this bitch and see how far it gets without getting killed. Give me some minions too.

    
    Yes, In progress.
15. 2017-02-08 at 1:52 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Come on the farm and I'll kill you.
16. 2017-02-08 at 7 PM UTC

    #36
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by reject Can you make me head of the army and we'll invade and steal his drugs?

    
    good luck, we have armed afghans with milspec gear
17. 2017-02-08 at 7:34 PM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR Come on the farm and I'll kill you.

    
    Join me Risir, lets steal all their booze.
18. 2017-02-08 at 7:36 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Off topic: Scronaldo, could you recommend me a good tutorial on how to play this? I've had it installed for a while now but every time I try I feel like I'm going to accidentally hack Zimbabawe by fucking up so bad. I have no idea how to do anything or set 90% of the shit you're doing up. How long have you been playing this? How did you learn?
19. 2017-02-08 at 7:46 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Some people find it easier with a tileset, I can link one when I get home.
    
    Having the wiki open when you play helps a lot, thats how I learned.
    
    The most confusing thing is probably Z levels, you start at ground level but you use < > to move between z levels (this usually involves holding shift and pressing the comma or period)
    
    The triangles are hills and you can get rid of them
    
    Because its a mining game you will go up and down more than left and right.
    
    UMKH are used sometimes for direction like on map embark screen.
    
    
    Also the best way to play is turn off aquifers but you need to go into the raws and edit it manually.
    
    I've been playing since 2009.
20. 2017-02-08 at 7:47 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm gonna give it another shot tonight after I've drugged the kids to sleep.