2020-02-17 at 7:01 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
She showed up with an inspector sent by a potential buyer of the property.
At first I wouldn't let them in.
I asked her "Do you remember all the times you say you will send someone out that day but never do?"
She looked at me with "resting bitch face".
So I let the inspector inside, made her stay outside and told him she is a bitch and a cunt and if she will lie to me she will lie to you too.
Then i pointed out the hole in the roof, the leaking ceilings, the constantly clogged pipes, the cockroaches and rats, and that they rented the building out to a bunch of criminals.
The inspector looked so happy to see me shaking mad calling the landlady a lying cunt.
It felt really good too.
Hopefully now she will let us out of our lease or pay me some money she owes me for my troubles.
2020-02-17 at 7:11 PM UTC
Being a zombie aint easy AYO
2020-02-17 at 7:19 PM UTC
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2020-02-17 at 7:46 PM UTC
There is a good reason the OP lives where and how he does.
2020-02-18 at 2:26 AM UTC
holy fuck kill yourself you fucking nigger
2020-02-18 at 2:26 AM UTC
Fona-I called your landlord and let her know you aren't going anywhere. Pro-bono bromo