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I had sex with two different hookers today, one after the other, ama

  1. #21
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    something something about how it's alright to be single for a hiatus
  2. #22
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Jealous cos İ spent more than your salary in one day getting my dick wet

    no, im proud of you.
  3. #23
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Next you oughta find you the filthiest slut you can and pay her $20 for PIV intercourse. Befriend her and use her until you find a girl you wish to be with forever.
  4. #24
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    It's more fun seducing traps, fuck escorts. LEMME TOUCH THAT PP UWU
  5. #25
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What is it like licking a stranger's asshole? Do you make her deep clean first or just go in after a bunch of sweaty sex so it's all fuckin nasty?
  6. #26
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It's more fun seducing traps, fuck escorts. LEMME TOUCH THAT PP UWU

    Chaser.

    Originally posted by kobe bryant speaking from the great beyond: it wasnt rape. it was undocumented orifice exploration did you make them wear a rubber or did they blow their load up your faggot asshole

    Well these were both bio-cunts. One I fapped onto her upper breast area, the other I came into her hands.

    Originally posted by mmQ What is it like licking a stranger's asshole? Do you make her deep clean first or just go in after a bunch of sweaty sex so it's all fuckin nasty?

    It tastes like chocolate. I licked both of them, but the Chinese lady was my favourite, as she had poop on deck.

    Making them clean the poop first would defeat the purpose. The Chinese lady tasted way better, her asshole was delicious, and her pussy juices tasted like the juice from beef satay, yum!
  7. #27
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Chaser.



    Well these were both bio-cunts. One I fapped onto her upper breast area, the other I came into her hands.



    It tastes like chocolate. I licked both of them, but the Chinese lady was my favourite, as she had poop on deck.

    Making them clean the poop first would defeat the purpose. The Chinese lady tasted way better, her asshole was delicious, and her pussy juices tasted like the juice from beef satay, yum!

    lol don't give this dude any meth
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  8. #28
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    To me that would not defeat the purpose. To me the purpose is to enjoy the concept of licking an asshole without it literally tasting like feces. With all due respect that is absolutely disgusting.

    Thank you.
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  9. #29
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Soyburger said he started as a bottom nows he's licking shit out an asian lady's asshole.
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  10. #30
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Soyburger said he started as a bottom nows he's licking shit out an asian lady's asshole.

    I mean that sounds like something you would need to pay someone else to do, not the other way around.
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  11. #31
    Yeah well what do you know

    Quit slut shaming him if he wants to mop up a shitty butthole and ur so high and mighty

    The absolute flabberghast
  12. #32
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Soyburger said he started as a bottom nows he's licking shit out an asian lady's asshole.

    Only because your asshole is unavailable, Larry my friend.
  13. #33
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I know I'm off work for the day and have cans full of beer in my proximity.
  14. #34
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey man I'm not judging you. I just kind of get the feeling next weekend I'm going to see a thread pop up about a menage a trois multicultural daisy chain.
  15. #35
    Splam African Astronaut
    Indulging in a natural instinct is hardly an addiction. Damn liberals trying to twist the definition of words with their jedi mind tricks.
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  16. #36
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It can be.
  17. #37
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Hey man I'm not judging you. I just kind of get the feeling next weekend I'm going to see a thread pop up about a menage a trois multicultural daisy chain.

    What the fuck are you on about?

    I'd do it, just for the novelty, but I doubt you'd know what that is.



    Originally posted by Splam Indulging in a natural instinct is hardly an addiction. Damn liberals trying to twist the definition of words with their jedi mind tricks.

    This.
  18. #38
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by mmQ It can be.

    How?
  19. #39
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Get your nut sack wet with squirt.
  20. #40
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country How?

    People get addicted to eating food. There's one example.
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