I love farting

1. 2020-02-14 at 12:42 AM UTC

   #1
   Corona-chan African Astronaut
   I love the sound it makes
   I love the smell
   I love the feeling
   
   I love stinking up an entire room for minutes
   Or farting underneath my blanket and huffing the fumes
   
   The best thing in the world is farting
2. 2020-02-14 at 12:46 AM UTC

   #2
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Corona-chan I'M A REAL PRO AT TAKING IT UP THE ASS!

   
   oh okay..
3. 2020-02-14 at 12:47 AM UTC

   #3
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   i sharted the other day
4. 2020-02-14 at 12:48 AM UTC

   #4
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby oh okay..

   
   I got pounded in the butt falling down the stairs yesterday
   
   it hurts to move when sitting down
5. 2020-02-14 at 12:52 AM UTC

   #5
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by STER0S i sharted the other day

   
   I actually did this morning and damn did it burn
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6. 2020-02-14 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #6
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I actually did this morning and damn did it burn

   
   yeah -- that burn is the worst.
7. 2020-02-14 at 1:37 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
   Since i started eating like 2 oz of Crouton a day which means like 2 oz of insoluble fiber minimum I got iron torpedos jabbing me in the prostate every day
8. 2020-02-14 at 1:42 AM UTC

   #8
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Cheyes Since i started eating like 2 oz of Crouton a day which means like 2 oz of insoluble fiber minimum I got iron torpedos jabbing me in the prostate every day

   
   Sounds like you're a real pro at taking it up the ass!
9. 2020-02-14 at 3:08 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
10. 2020-02-14 at 4:23 AM UTC

    #10
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    what you really like is having your rectum displaced.
11. 2020-02-14 at 4:57 AM UTC

    #11
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    and diapers and pooping yourself
12. 2020-02-14 at 5:51 AM UTC

    #12
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love lodging popsicles up my ass and holding them in while I try to force shit out at the same time.
13. 2020-02-14 at 5:52 AM UTC

    #13
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Ypu must be a real pro
14. 2020-02-14 at 5:53 AM UTC

    #14
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Ypu must be a real pro

    
    I'm a fake pro actually.
    
    
    Thanks.
15. 2020-02-14 at 5:56 AM UTC

    #15
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm actually farting up a storm right now. The hot wretched ones. Chootie always loved those.
16. 2020-02-14 at 6:03 AM UTC

    #16
    Corona-chan African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I'm actually farting up a storm right now. The hot wretched ones. Chootie always loved those.

    
    How's the smell?
    
    Also donate $10,000 to me via PayPal and I'll make the NIS animated series.
17. 2020-02-14 at 6:06 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Corona-chan How's the smell?
    
    Also donate $10,000 to me via PayPal and I'll make the NIS animated series.

    
    I'll send you my hot farts in a jar instead.
18. 2020-02-14 at 6:25 AM UTC

    #18
    Corona-chan African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I'll send you my hot farts in a jar instead.

    
    Won't work
    You have to be in the same area as the farteuor as the lingering smell lasts maximum 50 seconds, the ones that are longer than that .... Well you've got shit on your anus and should try wiping your ass.
19. 2020-02-14 at 6:34 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Corona-chan Won't work
    You have to be in the same area as the farteuor as the lingering smell lasts maximum 50 seconds, the ones that are longer than that …. Well you've got shit on your anus and should try wiping your ass.

    
    Wrong. I once farted under a heavy gumball machine base at a hotel and went back the next morning to check and the smell was still there. I would be using a hermetically sealed jar which would lose literally none of the smell particles.
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