2020-02-14 at 12:42 AM UTC
I love the sound it makes
I love the smell
I love the feeling
I love stinking up an entire room for minutes
Or farting underneath my blanket and huffing the fumes
The best thing in the world is farting
2020-02-14 at 12:52 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by STER0S
i sharted the other day
I actually did this morning and damn did it burn
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2020-02-14 at 1:37 AM UTC
Since i started eating like 2 oz of Crouton a day which means like 2 oz of insoluble fiber minimum I got iron torpedos jabbing me in the prostate every day
2020-02-14 at 4:23 AM UTC
what you really like is having your rectum displaced.
2020-02-14 at 4:57 AM UTC
and diapers and pooping yourself
2020-02-14 at 5:51 AM UTC
I love lodging popsicles up my ass and holding them in while I try to force shit out at the same time.
2020-02-14 at 5:56 AM UTC
I'm actually farting up a storm right now. The hot wretched ones. Chootie always loved those.
2020-02-14 at 6:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by Corona-chan
Won't work
You have to be in the same area as the farteuor as the lingering smell lasts maximum 50 seconds, the ones that are longer than that …. Well you've got shit on your anus and should try wiping your ass.
Wrong. I once farted under a heavy gumball machine base at a hotel and went back the next morning to check and the smell was still there. I would be using a hermetically sealed jar which would lose literally none of the smell particles.
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