What do you think its like to be a tree?

1. 2017-02-07 at 5:26 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Don't let trees scare you man, their bark is worse than their bite
2. 2017-02-07 at 5:28 AM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Just leaf it alone man, who are we to speak of trees?

   
   Bertolt Brecht?
3. 2017-02-07 at 5:28 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Don't let trees scare you man, their bark is worse than their bite

   
   Stahp
4. 2017-02-07 at 7:54 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Stahp

   
   Agreed. I walnut stand for this
5. 2017-02-07 at 8:11 AM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Discount Whore Agreed. I walnut stand for this

   
   I have conifered with many experts and we have concluded that you are a sappy son of a birch. You've already burled up quite a mess here so please cypress the urge to make firther arboretrary puns.
   
   Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2017-02-07T08:13:39.693728+00:00
6. 2017-02-07 at 8:13 AM UTC

   #26
   

   a·nom·a·ly Houston
   The shitty tree puns in this thread make me want to hang myself from a tree.
7. 2017-02-07 at 8:14 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly The shitty tree puns in this thread make me want to hang myself from a tree.

   
   Reminds me of a joke
   
   "Don't be racist, I've got several black people in my family tree. In fact, they're still hanging there".
8. 2017-02-09 at 3:49 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly The shitty tree puns in this thread make me want to hang myself from a tree.

   
   you can call that retroactive arbortion
9. 2017-02-09 at 3:50 AM UTC

   #29
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Reminds me of a joke
   
   "Don't be racist, I've got several black people in my family tree. In fact, they're still hanging there".

   
   What was the joke?
10. 2017-02-09 at 3:51 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ What was the joke?

    
    Me stopping someone from insulting niggers
11. 2017-02-09 at 3:53 AM UTC

    #31
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ha
12. 2017-02-09 at 4:40 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    niggers.. huhuhuh... roots..
13. 2017-02-09 at 8:02 AM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
14. 2017-02-09 at 8:30 AM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    New meaning to melon tits
15. 2017-02-09 at 5 PM UTC

    #35
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You guys need to branch out.
    
    If I was a tree I'd be a birch as it's the only tree that rhymes with my boy Pinurch.
    
    What tree would you be?
16. 2017-02-10 at 1:27 AM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ You guys need to branch out.
    
    If I was a tree I'd be a birch as it's the only tree that rhymes with my boy Pinurch.
    
    What tree would you be?

    
    Mimosa hostilis
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17. 2017-02-10 at 2:11 AM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I''d be tree fiddy
18. 2017-02-10 at 3:43 AM UTC

    #38
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I don't rap about bitches and hos, I rap about birches and boughs
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19. 2017-02-10 at 6:23 AM UTC

    #39
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Mimosa hostilis

    
    A coca tree would be pretty sweet too.
20. 2017-02-10 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm a tree angle