Is anyone else to scared to play a game of chess?

1. 2020-02-10 at 9:12 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Misterigh Houston

   Originally posted by Obbe I've been playing chess daily for a few months. Not intensively, and not against a whole lot of random opponents, mostly I just play with people I know. I also smoke drugs and have sex

   
   Do you participate at Chess.com?
2. 2020-02-10 at 9:37 PM UTC

   #22
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I played Lanny a game and he beat me, although we were both Queen-less at the end. I was having an off day. Nine times out of ten, I win at chess.
3. 2020-02-10 at 10:22 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Lanny real men don't play chess, they play onitama

   
   I looked that game up, and it is seriously fun.
4. 2020-02-11 at 12:20 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by Misterigh Do you participate at Chess.com?

   
   Yes, SomehowIManage
5. 2020-02-11 at 12:23 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Obbe Yes, SomehowIManage

   
   adding you
6. 2020-02-11 at 12:42 AM UTC

   #26
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   im too retarded to play chess
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7. 2020-02-11 at 12:43 AM UTC

   #27
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by STER0S im too retarded to play chess

   
   You have smoked too much Spice
8. 2020-02-11 at 1:23 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by Sudo adding you

   
   Sent you a game invite.
9. 2020-02-11 at 1:28 AM UTC

   #29
   WellHung Black Hole
   Im scared to fuck a nigger without a rubber
10. 2020-02-11 at 1:41 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Obbe Sent you a game invite.

    
    you picked the worst format, aintnobodygottimefodat
    
    30 min blitz nigga
11. 2020-02-11 at 2:06 AM UTC

    #31
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by WellHung Im scared to fuck a nigger without a rubber

    
    If he doesn't have one, why don't you just give him a rubber then?
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12. 2020-02-11 at 4:11 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by Sudo you picked the worst format, aintnobodygottimefodat
    
    30 min blitz nigga

    
    Lol who has time for that? I picked the best format, make a move when you have time, minimum 1 move per day.
13. 2020-02-11 at 4:49 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Obbe Lol who has time for that? I picked the best format, make a move when you have time, minimum 1 move per day.

    
    clever move, knowing I will forget about our game sometime in the next 30 days and you will secure a win over an objectively superior chess player. Very Bobby Fisher of you
14. 2020-02-11 at 5:23 AM UTC

    #34
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    The only way to win.. is not to play..
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15. 2020-02-12 at 7:35 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    speed chess is terrible for casual play
16. 2020-02-12 at 2:20 PM UTC

    #36
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Damn I haven't played chess in ages and, at this point, i WOULD be scared to play since Im super rusty on the rules.
17. 2020-02-12 at 2:28 PM UTC

    #37
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    just like you are super rusty about the rules of genders and sex.
18. 2020-02-12 at 2:36 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by Lanny speed chess is terrible for casual play

    
    Yes.
    
    

    Originally posted by Sudo clever move, knowing I will forget about our game sometime in the next 30 days and you will secure a win over an objectively superior chess player. Very Bobby Fisher of you

    
    You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
19. 2020-02-12 at 5:26 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by Wariat just like you are super rusty about the rules of genders and sex.

    
    What, and you're not Wariat?
    
    
    .
20. 2020-02-12 at 5:28 PM UTC

    #40
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Wariat just like you are super rusty about the rules of genders and sex.

    
    What rules are these?