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Is anyone else to scared to play a game of chess?

  1. #21
    Misterigh Houston
    Originally posted by Obbe I've been playing chess daily for a few months. Not intensively, and not against a whole lot of random opponents, mostly I just play with people I know. I also smoke drugs and have sex

    Do you participate at Chess.com?
  2. #22
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I played Lanny a game and he beat me, although we were both Queen-less at the end. I was having an off day. Nine times out of ten, I win at chess.
  3. #23
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Lanny real men don't play chess, they play onitama

    I looked that game up, and it is seriously fun.
  4. #24
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Misterigh Do you participate at Chess.com?

    Yes, SomehowIManage
  5. #25
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Obbe Yes, SomehowIManage

    adding you
  6. #26
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    im too retarded to play chess
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  7. #27
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by STER0S im too retarded to play chess

    You have smoked too much Spice
  8. #28
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Sudo adding you

    Sent you a game invite.
  9. #29
    WellHung Black Hole
    Im scared to fuck a nigger without a rubber
  10. #30
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Obbe Sent you a game invite.

    you picked the worst format, aintnobodygottimefodat

    30 min blitz nigga
  11. #31
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by WellHung Im scared to fuck a nigger without a rubber

    If he doesn't have one, why don't you just give him a rubber then?
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  12. #32
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Sudo you picked the worst format, aintnobodygottimefodat

    30 min blitz nigga

    Lol who has time for that? I picked the best format, make a move when you have time, minimum 1 move per day.
  13. #33
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Obbe Lol who has time for that? I picked the best format, make a move when you have time, minimum 1 move per day.

    clever move, knowing I will forget about our game sometime in the next 30 days and you will secure a win over an objectively superior chess player. Very Bobby Fisher of you
  14. #34
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    The only way to win.. is not to play..
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  15. #35
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    speed chess is terrible for casual play
  16. #36
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Damn I haven't played chess in ages and, at this point, i WOULD be scared to play since Im super rusty on the rules.
  17. #37
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    just like you are super rusty about the rules of genders and sex.
  18. #38
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Lanny speed chess is terrible for casual play

    Yes.

    Originally posted by Sudo clever move, knowing I will forget about our game sometime in the next 30 days and you will secure a win over an objectively superior chess player. Very Bobby Fisher of you

    You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
  19. #39
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Wariat just like you are super rusty about the rules of genders and sex.

    What, and you're not Wariat?


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  20. #40
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Wariat just like you are super rusty about the rules of genders and sex.

    What rules are these?
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