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My girlfriend asked for a lexus for christmas

  1. #41
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Is your girlfriend a bimbo?
  2. #42
    Transgender Mountain Dew Guzzling Fortnite Slut Houston [my vaporous correlative rediscovery]
    but I want a car
  3. #43
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Transgender Mountain Dew Guzzling Fortnite Slut but I want a car

    Start with getting shoes to walk outside. Baby steps babby.
  4. #44
    Corona-chan African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Says the guy living in a 1997 Oldsmobile Silhouette. Stick to noise music you faggot.

    You wish you had taste as good as mine
  5. #45
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ You do really generalize. I mean females make up more than half the global population. And you just say "they" will do that even though thee are millions of cases where they dont. And there are millions of cases where it's the guy. Lol. You are really strung up on it.

    Ever heard of the 80 20 rule bud? Its real, believe it.
    Also you cant change female instinct
  6. #46
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting Ever heard of the 80 20 rule bud? Its real, believe it.
    Also you cant change female instinct

    No . What's the 80 20 rule?
  7. #47
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Bump
  8. #48
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Dont get her anything that costs more than 2k unless married.

    Yeah, married is fine, but 2k seems like a high limit for just a girlfriend. Unless it's an engagement ring, tf 2k present are you thinking?
  9. #49
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Yeah, married is fine, but 2k seems like a high limit for just a girlfriend. Unless it's an engagement ring, tf 2k present are you thinking?

    I didn't have short term girlfriends at the age where 2k was a lot to me. What if the bitch genuinely needs a car? You could buy a 2k beater and shove it up her cunt.
  10. #50
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Feels good that I found someone who can reliably have my back 24/7 no questions asked.

    how long have you been married ?

    why have you not say anything about it ?
  11. #51
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how long have you been married ?

    why have you not say anything about it ?

    Why would I?
  12. #52
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how long have you been married ?

    why have you not say anything about it ?

    Yeah heā€™s married to an American mail-order bride
  13. #53
    But on topic we should hear what some of the women on here have to say about this. I havenā€™t seen frala give her opinion yet. What do u think about this frala
  14. #54
    Well I think since the majority voted against the Lexus...


  15. #55
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by šŸæ Lanny never has any giveaways for this site.
    What about when he gave away his anal virginity to infinityshock?
  16. #56
    Originally posted by frala Well I think since the majority voted against the Lexus…



    No he should do the morally conscious thing and

  17. #57
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Why would I?

    arent you proud of it ?
  18. #58
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny arent you proud of it ?

    Yeah, but NIS is not the place to discuss the finer details of my marriage. What the fuck lol, why is this even a question.
  19. #59
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    hmm
  20. #60
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ No . What's the 80 20 rule?

    Do some research and ill tell you if your right after you report back
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